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Just now, Zenobiyl said:
For those not in the discord, kitten is stepping down to focus on schoolwork.
I know I am controlling McCarthy and Nixon. Who else am I controlling?
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I have been told I can lead the GOP Moderate faction. Are there any objections?
The 2016 Election in Universe C-917
in Forum Games
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Phoenix, Arizona - Congresswoman Kyrsten Simena
"My fellow Americans, the Republicans and President Romney have failed us. Their reactionary social policies have caused riots in the streets, racial and sexual division, and the loss of the American Dream. We as Americans are supposed to be free! Free from the tyranny of the government telling us who we can or cannot love, what we can or cannot do, or what we can or cannot identity as. I am officially announcing my run for President of the United States with the Democratic Party. And to display my full commitment to Americans' freedoms...."
Simena quickly strips, removing every article of clothing but a belt and her heeled boots. She tosses them into the crowd.
"I am campaigning fully nude in solidarity with the naked spirit of American freedom! I will also govern nude, while I am currently Congresswoman of Arizona and when I become President of the United States!"