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Cenzonico

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  1. 1. Walsh takes a chill pill and decides to go volunteer at a soup kitchen in Des Moines. See? He's a good guy! 2. Matt Walsh requests the endorsement of the Des Moines Register. 3. The Walsh campaign releases a television ad to air on Iowan televisions, touting his protectionism and American First trade policies that will lead Iowan agriculture to greatness.
  2. 1. Traficant does a tour of Gary, Indiana, speaking out against it's urban decay and blaming NAFTA and so-called "free trade" policies as the cause of not only Gary's decline, but the broader degradation of the Rust Belt in general. 2. Traficant seeks the endorsement of Indiana House Rep. Pete Visclosky 3. Traficant ends off the week in West Virginia, barnstorming Morgantown.
  3. 🤬🤬 Though I attack @ConservativeElector2 on the No College group.
  4. What state do you currently live in (if international, pick where you'd move to): California Which of the two major political party primaries would you run in? Democrat or Republican? Please provide the above numbers to the voter blocs below. Be honest: 1. LW Populist: 0 2. Progressive: 0 3. Liberals: 0 4. Moderates: 3 5. Conservatives: 0 6. Traditionalists: 3 7. RW Populists: 0 8. Independent: 5 9. Youth: 3 10. Retirees: 0 11. Asian-Americans: 3 12. African-Americans: 3 13. Latino/Hispanic-Americans: 5 14. Foreign Birth: 3 15. voters w/ College degrees and college degree jobs: 5 16. voter w/o a college degree w/ jobs not requiring college degrees: 3 17. Reformists: 7 18. Status Quo: 0 19. Military Expansion: 0 20. Humanitarianism: 7 21. Environmentalist: 3 22. Evangelical Christians: 0 23. LW activists: 1 24. RW activists: 0 25. Agriculture: 0 26. Manufacturing: 0 27. Energy: 1 28. Transportation: 3 29. Commerce: 3 30. High Tech: 7 31. Finance: 7 32. Health & Services: 3
  5. All: Matt Walsh goes on a frenzy, touring the state of Iowa and tearing even more into Rhoda Santis, calling him a fake conservative, a fraud, and a closet babykiller!
  6. 1. Traficant holds a rally in Fort Wayne, Indiana where he channels his populist persona, attacking McGovern as a "phony" and "the grandest weirdo to ever grace our country" 2. Traficant asks Speaker of the House Tom Foley for an endorsement, citing the need for unity against McGovern and a real choice in the Democratic Party. 3. Traficant then barnstorms Toledo, Ohio
  7. I would have been 5/6 at that time. Man.
  8. 2006 boy. I've been in this community since 2019, so I was around 12/13.
  9. Am I not the youngest here anymore? Jeez.
  10. “My friends, let's be frank here… The Democratic Party has gone to shit! McGovern is a total nutjob and Cuomo is sitting there doing absolutely nothing about it! Beam me up! For the sanity of our party and our great nation, we cannot let either of these two candidates get a majority of delegates heading into the convention! It's with this I announce that I am unsuspending my campaign, and I will only put myself on the ballots of the states of Indiana, Ohio, Kentucky, and West Virginia, as I know that is where I can do the most damage. My explicit goal will be to cause a deadlock in the convention and steer the nomination away from McSchizo, and preferably Weak-Willed Cuomo as well. I don't even need to be nominated, I just want to save my party. Is that too much to ask for?” James Traficant announces his return to the race, only putting himself on a few ballots in a semi-favorite son sort of campaign.
  11. 1. Matt Walsh warns about the "woke gender ideology" and "trans pestilence" that is infecting the country in a rally in Iowa City, Iowa 2. Matt Walsh appears as a special guest on Fox & Friends where he talks the woke ideology, family values, and blasts Rhonda Santis as a fake conservative 3. Walsh barnstorms Davenport, Iowa.
  12. If I could wave a magic wand I would reform our electoral system into something similar to that of Germany. Apportion the House via cube root, no senate, MMP with star voting, etc. Unfortunately, that'll never be a reality 😔
  13. 1. and 2. Destiny decides to camp out in Vegas holding rallies, speeches, town halls, etc. 3. Destiny requests the endorsement of Georgia Senator Raphael Warnock
  14. All: In an attempt to recoup his momentum, Matt Walsh will dig in in Des Moines and barnstorm the shit out of it, giving it his all.
  15. 1. Destiny goes to Las Vegas where he hits the casinos, gets drunk, plays a whole bunch of blackjack, and makes sure to blast his campaign all the while by giving away free merch! 2. After a nasty hangover, Destiny does something more normal and barnstorms the Las Vegas Strip, hoping to connect with residents and tourists alike! 3. The Destiny campaign bombards the Las Vegas interweb with advertisements
  16. 1. Walsh holds a rally in Iowa City, Iowa where he slams RINO “Rhonda” Santis and attacks him for being the “most phony man alive” 2. Walsh then goes knock on doors in Iowa City, being all nice and friendly to the voters there! 🙂 3. Matt Walsh requests the endorsement of Utah Senator Mike Lee.
  17. "My friends, the state of our campaign is clear. I have had a wonderful time bringing working class Ohio to the national stage, and meeting all of the people on the campaign trail has been the most fun I've ever had in my political career, but there is a very clearly no path to victory, and my family wants me to spend more time with them! So I announce that I am ending my campaign for president. That being said, I implore you guys to keep fighting the good fight, and remember that plight of the working class shall never go unnoticed! Thank you!" Traficant announces that he will drop out of the race. He opts to not give an endorsement.
  18. All: Destiny decides to do a yolo and barnstorm the shit out of Wayne County, Michigan. Detroit will certainly know who Destiny is after this.
  19. 1. Nick Griffin travels next to the Dagenham and Rainham constituency, which will be another target constituency along with Barking and Burnley. It is here that the BNP will take the opportunity to unveil their campaign manifesto, especially as the momentum seems to be high. The tagline is "DEMOCRACY, FREEDOM, CULTURE AND IDENTITY", with some key pledges including a "reevaluation of our place in NATO", pulling out of the EU, a "Buy British" policy scheme, defending the NHS, and an increase of the state pension. 2. To coincide with this, a leaflet campaign with the key pledges stated in the unveiling will be distributed across the Dagenham and Rainham constituency. 3. Nick Griffin goes over to Barking and barnstorms the constituency.
  20. 1. Destiny holds a live virtual town hall where the denizens of the internet can come and ask questions about why Destiny is running, his platform, etc. It's mostly just another attempt at getting more donations to the campaign flowing in, but getting his social media game up is always a plus 2. Destiny goes back over to Detroit, where he barnstorms the city and gets his name as a viable candidate out there. 3. Destiny holds a rally in Grand Rapids, proclaiming his support for "common sense progressive policies" such as universal healthcare 4 all, getting the rich to pay their fair share, and standing up on the world stage against foreign regimes such as China and Russia.
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