Quickshot 2016 - Republican Primary

[Rezi]

1. Jeb! will go all in on Nevada, requesting an endorsement from Governor Sandoval.
2. Jeb! will have a gambling night in Las Vegas, where he gets drunk and turns 1000 dollars into 2000, which he says he will do with the nation's budget.
3. Jeb! Holds a mega rally in Carson City, reminding them that "Yes, I remember cities other than Las Vegas exist. Do Donald or Ted?

[Hestia]

19 minutes ago, The Blood said:

 @Rodja @Rezi @Hestia  @mark2  @Kitten

I've been dropped out 😛 

[The Blood]

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I've been dropped out 😛 

Forgot to take you off the ping list, sorry!

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@Rodja@Kitten @mark2

Edited May 6, 2022 by The Blood

[Kitten]

Lindsay will campaign in Nevada where he talks about being tough on immigration

Lindsay will meet with voters in Vegas where he'll visit the Strip

Lindsay will campaign all over Nevada

[The Blood]

@Rodja You have until tomorrow when I'll have to replace you.

[Pringles]

Carson travels throughout all of Virginia. Blitzing the urban areas and suburbs, hoping to drive turnout and bring a state home on Super Tuesday. 2x 

Carson finishes the week in Minnesota. 

[mark2]

1. Fiorina will host a town hall in downtown Las Vegas.
2. Fiorina will visit the Strip as a publicity stunt, including a photo with the famous "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada" sign.
3. Fiorina will visit Los Angeles and talk about healthcare replacement options for Obamacare.

[The Blood]

On 5/3/2022 at 5:33 AM, Timur said:

1.Ted Cruz will campaign in Nevada.

2.Ted Cruz will campaign in Alabama.

3.Ted Cruz will campaign in Virginia.

Nevada: 10! Ted campaigns to excited crowds across Nevada, packing venues with Nevadans ready to caucus for him.

 

Alabama: 5. Ted appeals to his base in Alabama but fails to bring new voters to the campaign.

 

Virginia: 9. Ted finds a strong reception in Virginia, campaigning to receptive crowds and spreading his message across the state.

 

Overall: +9. Ted carries on with strength this week, cementing and building on his support as the frontrunner looks for a win in the Nevada Caucuses. 

On 5/3/2022 at 10:42 AM, Fbarbarossa said:

Trump will again roll through Nevada and and unleash an attack on "Trudeau Ted"

Trump will them move south to Tennessee where he will unleash a swathe of attacks on illegal immigration

Lastly he will head to the so called home state of Trudeau Ted and appeal to Texans to vote for an American not a slimy greaseball career politician who wasn't even born in the US

Nevada: 5. The attack doesn't land, with Trump's base feeling like he usually has better material, and most Nevadans simply not caring about Cruz's ties to Canada.

 

Tennessee: 7. Trump's rhetoric appeals to the nativists of the South, strengthening Trump with Tennessee's border hawks.

 

Texas: 4. Trump's advisors should've warned him not to unload on Ted in his home state, as the local media criticizes the rhetoric, and Texans feel more comfortable standing by their Senator in the face of Donald's attacks.

 

Overall: +1. Trump, while not receding, fails to bring substantial momentum to his campaign at a critical moment, just as the campaign is looking for its first win of the primary season in Nevada.

On 5/4/2022 at 12:56 PM, Rezi said:

1. Jeb! will go all in on Nevada, requesting an endorsement from Governor Sandoval.
2. Jeb! will have a gambling night in Las Vegas, where he gets drunk and turns 1000 dollars into 2000, which he says he will do with the nation's budget.
3. Jeb! Holds a mega rally in Carson City, reminding them that "Yes, I remember cities other than Las Vegas exist. Do Donald or Ted?

Nevade: 2. The Governor outright rejects Jeb!, and says in an interview with local media that he thinks Jeb! is a "poor candidate".

 

Nevada: 6. Jeb! only ends up with a small profit from his night of gambling, but at least he can say he'll bring in new revenue as President.

 

Nevada: 5. The people of Carson City don't prove to be a proud bunch, with the appeal falling flat with its residents.

 

Overall: -2. Jeb! has an unencouraging time in Nevada, failing to drum up support in the state and even losing support thanks to Sandoval's disapproving words.

On 5/7/2022 at 4:03 PM, Kitten said:

Lindsay will campaign in Nevada where he talks about being tough on immigration

Lindsay will meet with voters in Vegas where he'll visit the Strip

Lindsay will campaign all over Nevada

Nevada: 3. Nativism isn't a strong pitch in Nevada, especially with the large Latino population, and Lindsay fails to drum up support with border hawkery.

 

Nevada: 4. Lindsay comes off as awkward and confused walking the Vegas Strip.

 

Nevada: 9. Finally, Graham catches a break, finding receptive voters and sizable crowds campaigning across Nevada.

 

Overall: +1. With two failures and one substantial success, Graham only gathers minor momentum heading into Nevada, though he doesn't do any harm to his campaign in the state.

21 hours ago, Pringles said:

Carson travels throughout all of Virginia. Blitzing the urban areas and suburbs, hoping to drive turnout and bring a state home on Super Tuesday. 2x 

Carson finishes the week in Minnesota. 

Virginia x2: 5,1! Carson's blitz across Virginia starts off slowly, but then takes a massive downhill turn after Carson calls white people "crackas" while in a Black church in Richmond. Fox News will run a segment on the "reverse racism" of the Carson campaign, with right-wing media personalities such as Rush Limbaugh calling on Carson to apologize and pull out of the race over the "hurtful" language.

 

Minnesota: 1! Carson isn't done, however, and will go on a rant in another Black church in Minneapolis, saying that as President he'd "take on the crackers in Washington", causing Tucker Carlson to do an entire 10 minute segment declaring Carson "as worse of an anti-white racist as the Democrats" and attacking his new use of the "hard r".

 

Overall: -10! Carson's campaign comes under severe fire over the candidate's use of "crackas" and "crackers", with his campaign left with little hope for his performance in Nevada.

11 hours ago, mark2 said:

1. Fiorina will host a town hall in downtown Las Vegas.
2. Fiorina will visit the Strip as a publicity stunt, including a photo with the famous "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas, Nevada" sign.
3. Fiorina will visit Los Angeles and talk about healthcare replacement options for Obamacare.

Nevada: 8. Fiorina's townhall goes well, with voters asking insightful questions which Carly tackles with wonkish ease.

 

Nevada: 10! Unlike the other candidates, Fiorina hits the Strip with confidence, with the New York Times calling her the "gambling girlboss the Republican Party needs".

 

California: 10! California is a strange choice of state to campaign in, but Carly does brilliantly in Los Angeles, with national media commenting on her impressive wonkishness on the issue of healthcare.

 

Overall: +13! Fiorina experiences an impressive comeback this week, surging into Nevada to once again prove that her campaign can keep fighting in the Republican race for President. 

[The Blood]

2016 Republican Nevada Caucus Results:

Total Caucusgoers: 96,806 

 

Ted Cruz: 29,349 votes - 30.32% - 9 delegates

 

Donald Trump: 24,278 votes - 25.08% - 7 delegates

 

Carly Fiorina: 13,327 votes - 13.76% - 4 delegates

 

Jeb! Bush: 12,802 votes - 13.22% - 4 delegates

 

Ben Carson: 11,449 votes - 11.83% - 4 delegates

 

Lindsay Graham: 5,601 votes - 5.79% - 2 delegates

 

Turnout Rolls:

Trump: 10!

Cruz: 9.

Fiorina: 9.

Carson: 8.

Jeb! 7.

Graham: 4.
 

@Fbarbarossa @Timur @Rodja @Rezi  @mark2  @Kitten

[The Blood]

ALL CANDIDATES CAN SUBMIT 5 EVENTS THIS TURN

 

FINAL TURN UNTIL SUPER TUESDAY!

 

National GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 30%(+4)

 

Donald Trump: 24%

 

 Ben Carson: 14%(-5)

 

Jeb! Bush: 14%(-2)

 

Carly Fiorina: 11%(+4)

 

Lindsay Graham: 7%(-1)

 

 

 Alaska GOP Presidential Caucus Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 39%(+4) 

 

Donald Trump: 21% 

 

 Ben Carson: 15%(-5) 

 

Carly Fiorina: 11%(+4)

 

Jeb! Bush: 7%(-2) 

 

Lindsay Graham: 7%(-1)

 

 

 Alabama GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 31%(+4)

 

Donald Trump: 30% 

 

 Ben Carson: 15%(-5) 

 

Jeb! Bush: 9%(-2)

 

Carly Fiorina: 8%(+4)

 

Lindsay Graham: 7%(+1)

 

 

 Arkansas GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 38%(+4)

 

Donald Trump: 21%

 

 Ben Carson: 12%(-5)

 

Carly Fiorina: 12%(+4)

 

Jeb! Bush: 9%(-2)

 

Lindsay Graham: 8%(-1)

 

  

 Georgia GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 32%(+4)

 

Donald Trump: 26%

 

 Ben Carson: 13%(-5)

 

Carly Fiorina: 11%(+4)

 

Jeb! Bush: 11%(-2)

 

Lindsay Graham: 7%(-1)

  

 

Massachusetts GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Donald Trump: 33%

 

Jeb! Bush: 27%(-2)

 

Ted Cruz: 19%(+4)

 

Carly Fiorina: 9%(+4)

 

Ben Carson: 8%(-5)

 

Lindsay Graham: 4%(-1)

 

 

Minnesota GOP Presidential Caucus Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 37%(+5) 

 

Ben Carson: 15%(-7)

 

Jeb! Bush: 15%(-2) 

 

Donald Trump: 14%

 

Carly Fiorina: 12%(+5)

 

Lindsay Graham: 7%(-1)

 

 

 Oklahoma GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 42%(+4)

 

Donald Trump: 17%

 

Ben Carson: 16%(-5) 

 

Jeb! Bush: 10%(-2) 

 

Carly Fiorina: 9%(+4)

 

Lindsay Graham: 6%(-1)

 

 

Tennessee GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 31%(+3)

 

Donald Trump: 28%(+1)

 

Ben Carson: 13%(-5)

 

Carly Fiorina: 10%(+4)

 

Jeb! Bush: 10%(-2)

 

Lindsay Graham: 8%(-1)

  

 

Texas GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 51%(+4) 

 

Donald Trump: 17% 

 

Ben Carson: 10%(-5)

 

Jeb! Bush: 10%(-2)

 

Carly Fiorina: 8%(+4)

 

Lindsay Graham: 4%(-1)

  

 

Vermont GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Jeb! Bush: 33%(-2) 

 

Donald Trump: 19% 

 

Ted Cruz: 18%(+4) 

 

Ben Carson: 12%(-5) 

 

Carly Fiorina: 12%(+4)

 

Lindsay Graham: 6%(-1)

 

 

Virginia GOP Presidential Primary Polling - February 28th, 2016:

Ted Cruz: 28%(+6)

 

Donald Trump: 22% 

 

Jeb! Bush: 18%(-2) 

 

Ben Carson: 13%(-7) 

 

Carly Fiorina: 12%(+4)

 

Lindsay Graham: 7%(-1)

 

 

Super Tuesday Debate: The final debate before Super Tuesday is being held in Houston, Texas. Candidates are required to send in their usual actions.

 

 

@Fbarbarossa @Timur@Pringles @Rezi  @mark2  @Kitten

[Pringles]

1. Ben Carson will invite Rush Limbaugh to an event in Alabama where he wants to "Hug the beef out." From last week. Carson says if they can hug it out, he'll give Limbaugh the n word pass, as long as Carson can keep saying cracker. Carson clarifies that he was attacking the "Democratic crackers that run DC. And wheel in the African American population into a hive mind, and lament those that become Republicans." Carson hopes to make big headlines with this one... for better or worse... 

2. Carson heads up to Minnesota 3x. 

3. Carson campaigns in Texas trash talking Ted Cruz as a "Democratic cracker sympathizer." Along with some fake hispanic claims, and attacks him for being born in Canada. 

[Timur]

1.Ted Cruz will visit Massachusetts. He calls birther claims "silly." He also says he doesn't care what Obama's faith is, saying that it is between him and God.

2.Ted Cruz will visit Vermont.

3.Ted Cruz will visit Alabama and meet with poor white people and African Americans.

4.Ted Cruz will visit Tennessee.

5.Ted Cruz will return to his home state of Texas. He will launch an ad about gun rights. 

Edited May 13, 2022 by Timur

[The Blood]

17 minutes ago, Timur said:

1.Ted Cruz will visit Massachusetts. He calls birther claims "silly." He says he doesn't care what Obama's faith is, saying that it is between him and God.

2.Ted Cruz will visit Vermont.

3.Ted Cruz will visit Alabama.

Candidates can submit 5 events this turn, I put it at the top of the turn update.

[Rezi]

1. Jeb Bush takes a trip to Boston, where he requests an endorsement from Tom Brady, after holding a rally in a Gronkowski jersey.
2. Bush buys a minute of ad-time all over Texas, where he proudly states "I've come to make an announcement, Rafael Cruz is a bitch-ass mothafucka. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his little fuckin' tiny dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS SMALL, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Rafael Ted Cruz, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck his campaign. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Ted Cruz. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on HOUSTON! How do you like that, GREG ABBOTT? I PISSED ON HOUSTON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit Austin, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
3. Bush barnstorms across Massachussetts, meeting with poor people.
4. Bush rallies in Virginia, saying that it would be more fitting for "Virgin Cruz" to campaign in Virginia
5. Bush holds one final mega-event in Virginia, where he holds a blood sacrifice of his wife Columba, channeling the spirit of Robert E. Lee to return to the mortal realm for one last battle, this time to defeat the evil Cruz campaign.

[mark2]

1. Fiorina will cap off her strange visit of California with a speech in Fresno about lowering taxes.
2. Fiorina will visit Tennessee, hosting a series of town halls.
3. Fiorina will go to Virginia, hosting many rallies, including one calling Ted Cruz "Literally Hitler"
4. Fiorina will remain in Virginia, hosting a few town halls.
5. Fiorina will request her fencing duel AGAIN, except this time asking Ted Cruz to partake as Trump was "too much of a bitch"

[The Blood]

@Fbarbarossa @mark2  @Kitten

Ping for events/debate!

[Kitten]

Lindsay will canvas all throughout super Tuesday states

He'll drink a beer with John McCain in AZ

He'll go visit Joe Lieberman in Connecticut

And eat some food in Virginia

And even more ribs in Tennessee

For debate, He'll go hard against the front runner and say he's glad to be here to be the true conservative voice of the party. He talks about being tough on Putin and Assad.

[Fbarbarossa]

Donald will unleash a torrent of ads across the Super Tuesday states. he will target all of the other candidates but especially Trudeau Ted, occasionally calling him Cuban Cruz. A lot of ads showing off Donald will also be aired.

Donald will visit Texas and froth at the mouth attacking immigration. 

Donald will go to Massachusetts and speak on trade.

Trump will hit Tennessee and hold an inflammatory rally.

Lastly Trump will hit Virginia and rally through the state

[The Blood]

Super Tuesday Republican Debate:

Meeting in Houston, Texas, the Republican candidates for President faced off one last time on the debate stage before the critical Super Tuesday primaries. The debate was as fierce and heated as any, with frontrunner Ted Cruz being the target of the night for his competitors. Here is how the debate went.

 

Donald Trump(8,3,10): +6. For the first time since the start of the year, Donald Trump has won a debate. It wasn't a resounding victory, with Donald only coming out as the winner in what was a dull or poor debate for most of his fellow competitors. But still, Donald won the night, starting off with a strong message of unity, calling on Republicans to unite around him in what many viewed as a call to arms against Ted Cruz. And while Donald would then give a strange, unfocused rant calling Ted Cruz a "Cuban Communist!", he would make the night his with a masterfully delivered appeal to undecided voters and moderates. Overall, a good and winning night for Trump.

 

Ben Carson(3,8,6): +2. Ben Carson, while not winning the debate, certainly did not harm his campaign while on stage, and walked away having delivered a notable blow to another contender. He would start off with a thud, inciting an awkward silence from the crowd after promising to take down the "Democratic Crackas" as the GOP nominee by winning Black voters. However, Carson would quickly recover, changing focus to Ted Cruz in a strong attack on the frontrunner. Ben would criticize Ted as bowing to the "Washington Elite" and on his birth in Canada, landing his blows against Cruz as he closed his attack referring to Ted as "Grandpa Munster", bringing laughter out from the audience. Carson would then end the night with a somewhat successful appeal to African American conservatives, closing the debate with an underwhelming though still helpful performance.

 

Lindsay Graham(4,7,6): +2. Lindsay Graham delivered a debate performance helping move the needle in his favor, even as he avoided the headlines with only a somewhat successful night. He would start off with what many felt was an overly aggressive and unsubstantive attack on Ted Cruz, an attack which Cruz effectively dispatched. However, Lindsay would improve as the night went on, presenting himself as the true conservative choice this election to modest success, before giving what many thought was strong though bombastic rhetoric on how he would deal with Putin and Assad as President. Overall, a performance which will help Graham, though it's unlikely to catapult his campaign forward.

 

Jeb! Bush(3,8,5): +1. Jeb! Bush delivered what many considered a middling performance, though he still pushed his candidacy forward and delivered a notable attack while on stage. He would start off poorly, declaring that he would "fight the wars that need to be fought" before refusing to clarify what he meant when pressed by the moderators. However, Jeb! would quickly rebound, taking aim at Ted Cruz by calling him a spineless bitch who takes meth like Hitler, an impotent soy-boy who loves gluten,  and a sneaky voter-fraud committer. Somehow, that deranged rant worked, doing significant damage to Cruz. Jeb! would then close the night with a mediocre appeal to suburban voters, walking off stage with a performance which does the minimum in helping his candidacy, but which was still notable for his fiery attack on Cruz.

 

Carly Fiorina(2,4,3): -6. For the second debate in a row, Carly Fiorina suffered throughout the night. She would start off weak, timidly and quietly exalting her confidence and boldness, at one point apologizing to the audience if she was being "too annoying" with her message. Fiorina would then swing and miss at Ted Cruz, saying he "vomited on my hand" in an incident no one could find evidence for.  To close the night, Fiorina would attempt to reach out to gun owners, saying she owns "many guns", including a "1,000 millimeter pistol" which does not exist. Overall, a poor night for Carly.

 

Ted Cruz(6,4,1): -11. Ted Cruz was widely considered the loser of the debate, failing on his own accord and under the weight of multiple successful attacks. He would start off to moderate success, concisely explaining his proposal for a flat tax and support for a free market economy. However, things would begin to go downhill, with Cruz giving what many considered a poor appeal to small business owners, promising to support them but refusing to give specifics on how he would do so. But the worst moment for Cruz would come attempting to attack Ben Carson. He would start off by pointing out Carson's recent comments on the campaign trail, before exclaiming in the heat of his argument with Carson that, "This is what happens when we let people of your kind on stage!" Cruz would deny any racist intent, saying he was simply referring to Carson's kind as unserious candidates for President, but the damage would be done. And with successful blows being landed by both Bush and Carson against Cruz, the debate would turn into a bitter, damaging experience for Ted and his campaign.

 

@Fbarbarossa @Timur@Pringles @Rezi  @mark2  @Kitten

Edited May 15, 2022 by The Blood

[The Blood]

On 5/9/2022 at 11:10 PM, Pringles said:

1. Ben Carson will invite Rush Limbaugh to an event in Alabama where he wants to "Hug the beef out." From last week. Carson says if they can hug it out, he'll give Limbaugh the n word pass, as long as Carson can keep saying cracker. Carson clarifies that he was attacking the "Democratic crackers that run DC. And wheel in the African American population into a hive mind, and lament those that become Republicans." Carson hopes to make big headlines with this one... for better or worse... 

2. Carson heads up to Minnesota 3x. 

3. Carson campaigns in Texas trash talking Ted Cruz as a "Democratic cracker sympathizer." Along with some fake hispanic claims, and attacks him for being born in Canada. 

Alabama: 5. Rush Limbaugh accepts, hugging it out with Carson in Alabama and preparing to swap N word and cracker passes. However, Limbaugh then says the N word 50 times nonstop on stage before receiving his N word pass, turning away many potential Carson supporters and making the whole thing a wash.

 

Minnesota x3. 9,1,8. While Carson is harassed at one event by those protesting his "cracka" comments, the rest of his events welcome large crowds of receptive voters, helping his Minnesota campaign overall.

 

Texas: 8. Carson's attacks land, with many Texans reconsidering their support for Ted.

 

Overall  + Debate: +7. Carson's campaign moves forward with strong momentum heading into Super Tuesday, with success on the campaign trail and a somewhat successful debate performance giving Carson strength.

On 5/9/2022 at 11:35 PM, Timur said:

1.Ted Cruz will visit Massachusetts. He calls birther claims "silly." He also says he doesn't care what Obama's faith is, saying that it is between him and God.

2.Ted Cruz will visit Vermont.

3.Ted Cruz will visit Alabama and meet with poor white people and African Americans.

4.Ted Cruz will visit Tennessee.

5.Ted Cruz will return to his home state of Texas. He will launch an ad about gun rights. 

Massachusetts: 3. Some of Cruz's supporters and evangelicals are disappointed by Ted's lax stance towards Islam as a religion, wishing he would condemn Obama if he were in fact a Muslim.

 

Vermont: 1! Cruz is booed off stage in Vermont, with the liberal state rejecting Cruz from even campaigning there.

 

Alabama: 1! Cruz is questioned by one African American voter about his recent debate comments, with Cruz stating that he respects "the Blacks". This does not help his campaign.

 

Tennessee: 7. Cruz finds receptive voters and strong crowds visiting Tennessee.

 

Texas: 6. The ad runs to minor success, with Cruz bringing a small number of gun owning Texans to the campaign.

 

Overall + Debate: -20. Cruz's campaign collapses heading into Super Tuesday, with multiple blunders on the trail and a disastrous debate performance.

On 5/10/2022 at 1:32 PM, Rezi said:

1. Jeb Bush takes a trip to Boston, where he requests an endorsement from Tom Brady, after holding a rally in a Gronkowski jersey.
2. Bush buys a minute of ad-time all over Texas, where he proudly states "I've come to make an announcement, Rafael Cruz is a bitch-ass mothafucka. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his little fuckin' tiny dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was THIS SMALL, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Rafael Ted Cruz, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck his campaign. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on Ted Cruz. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on HOUSTON! How do you like that, GREG ABBOTT? I PISSED ON HOUSTON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit Austin, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
3. Bush barnstorms across Massachussetts, meeting with poor people.
4. Bush rallies in Virginia, saying that it would be more fitting for "Virgin Cruz" to campaign in Virginia
5. Bush holds one final mega-event in Virginia, where he holds a blood sacrifice of his wife Columba, channeling the spirit of Robert E. Lee to return to the mortal realm for one last battle, this time to defeat the evil Cruz campaign.

Massachusetts: 7. Tom Brady agrees to endorse! This provides a boost to Jeb!, though some question how far the football legend's endorsement can go in politics.

 

Texas: 3. Every TV station which airs the ad immediately receives calls to take the vulgar thing off the air, and most stations do so. This limits the damage from the deranged piece of "campaign advertising".

 

Massachusetts: 5. Jeb! is a little awkward visiting the poor in Massachusetts, though no harm to the campaign is done with the visit.

 

Virginia: 10! The attack lands, with the large crowd at Jeb!'s rally laughing and cheering at Cruz's expense.

 

Virginia: 1! Robert E. Lee's spirit returns to the mortal plain, looking around before taking his eyes onto Bush. He then sucker punches Jeb! Bush before returning to the realm of the dead, clearly annoyed at having been disturbed.

 

Overall + Debate: +1. With both success and failure marking Jeb!'s time on the campaign trail, his minor success on the debate stage helps bring him what meager momentum it can in the leadup to Super Tuesday.

On 5/11/2022 at 1:13 PM, mark2 said:

1. Fiorina will cap off her strange visit of California with a speech in Fresno about lowering taxes.
2. Fiorina will visit Tennessee, hosting a series of town halls.
3. Fiorina will go to Virginia, hosting many rallies, including one calling Ted Cruz "Literally Hitler"
4. Fiorina will remain in Virginia, hosting a few town halls.
5. Fiorina will request her fencing duel AGAIN, except this time asking Ted Cruz to partake as Trump was "too much of a bitch"

California: 1! Carly will accidently pledge to "raise taxes" as President, going so far as to promise to "raise taxes" 10 times in her Fresno address before someone in the crowd interrupts her to point out the mistake.

 

Tennessee: 8. Carly does well in Tennessee, campaigning to success and finding receptive crowds ready to hear her message.

 

Virginia: 10! Virginians really seem to hate Ted Cruz, as the crowd chants with Fiorina, "Cruz is Hitler" over and over again.

 

Virginia: 4. Carly is exhausted from the pace of the campaign, and this shows as she performs worse than normally in the townhall environment.

 

Fencing: 7. Cruz doesn't respond, but this time people seem to respect Carly as a fighter for challenging him to a duel.

 

Overall + Debate: -2. Despite modest success on the campaign trail, Fiorina's poor debate performance drags her campaign down as Super Tuesday arrives.

On 5/12/2022 at 5:10 PM, Kitten said:

Lindsay will canvas all throughout super Tuesday states

He'll drink a beer with John McCain in AZ

He'll go visit Joe Lieberman in Connecticut

And eat some food in Virginia

And even more ribs in Tennessee

For debate, He'll go hard against the front runner and say he's glad to be here to be the true conservative voice of the party. He talks about being tough on Putin and Assad.

Canvassing: 6. The canvassing efforts go fine, though no major gains are made with voters.

 

Arizona: 3. Graham will get a little too wild while drunk, making a scene in front of the press as John has to calm him down.

 

Connecticut: 10! Lindsay and Joe have a blast, with Lieberman giving his full endorsement and voters endeared to Graham's campaign by the friendship.

 

Virginia: 9. The food is great, and Graham sits down to talk with voters while eating, bringing them to the campaign.

 

Tennessee: 10! The ribs are delicious, with voters impressed as Graham scarfs them down and asks for seconds.

 

Overall + Debate: +15! Graham surges into Super Tuesday, with modest success on the debate stage and major success on the campaign trial.

3 hours ago, Fbarbarossa said:

Donald will unleash a torrent of ads across the Super Tuesday states. he will target all of the other candidates but especially Trudeau Ted, occasionally calling him Cuban Cruz. A lot of ads showing off Donald will also be aired.

Donald will visit Texas and froth at the mouth attacking immigration. 

Donald will go to Massachusetts and speak on trade.

Trump will hit Tennessee and hold an inflammatory rally.

Lastly Trump will hit Virginia and rally through the state

Ads: 9. The ads are well-produced and resonate with voters, and the attacks against Cruz land.

 

Texas: 8. Nativists rally to Trump's campaign, with his promises to build the wall and shut out the illegals resonating with border hawks in Texas.

 

Massachusetts: 5. Trump does fine in Massachusetts, though he fails to strengthen his campaign in the state.

 

Tennessee: 4. Trump appears obviously exhausted from his dash across the nation, lacking his usual fire.

 

Virginia: 4. The same problem faces Trump in Virginia, as he cuts his rally short so he can finally get some rest and sleep. Sleepy Donald, you could say.

 

Overall + Debate: +11. With a win on the debate stage and overall success on the campaign trail, the Trump campaign surges as Super Tuesday finally arrives.

[The Blood]

*Super Tuesday Turnout Rolls:

Carson: 9. 

Fiorina: 8. 

Trump: 7.

Bush: 5.

Cruz: 5.

Graham: 2.

 

*I'm doing a general turnout roll for Super Tuesday. Mostly to save time, state-by-state turnout rolls would get annoying pretty quickly for this.

@Fbarbarossa @Timur@Pringles @Rezi  @mark2  @Kitten

[The Blood]

2016 Virginia Republican Primary Results:

 

Total Votes: 1,095,281 votes

 

Donald Trump: 292,998 votes - 26.75% - 13 delegates

 

Jeb! Bush: 187,502 votes - 17.12% - 9 delegates

 

Ted Cruz: 186,304 votes - 17.01% - 8 delegates

 

Ben Carson: 183,107 votes - 16.72% - 8 delegates

 

Carly Fiorina: 132,458 votes - 12.09% - 6 delegates

 

Lindsay Graham: 112,912 votes - 10.31% - 5 delegates

 

@Fbarbarossa @Timur@Pringles @Rezi  @mark2  @Kitten

[The Blood]

2016 Georgia Republican Primary Results:

 

Total Votes: 1,392,938 votes

 

Donald Trump: 430,038 votes - 30.87% - 48 delegates

 

Ted Cruz: 318,871 votes - 22.89% - 26 delegates

 

Ben Carson: 235,995 votes - 16.94% - 2 delegates

 

Carly Fiorina: 140,623 votes - 10.10%

 

Jeb! Bush: 139,002 votes - 9.98%

 

Lindsay Graham: 128,409 votes - 9.22%

 

@Fbarbarossa @Timur@Pringles @Rezi  @mark2  @Kitten

[The Blood]

2016 Massachusetts Republican Primary Results:

 

Total Votes: 688,746 votes

 

Donald Trump: 246,011 votes - 35.72% - 15 delegates

 

Jeb! Bush: 197,234 votes - 28.64% - 12 delegates

 

Ben Carson: 82,568 votes - 11.99% - 5 delegates

 

Ted Cruz: 62,027 votes - 9.00% - 4 delegates

 

Carly Fiorina: 58,699 votes - 8.52% - 4 delegates

 

Lindsay Graham: 42,207 votes - 6.13% - 2 delegates

 

@Fbarbarossa @Timur@Pringles @Rezi  @mark2  @Kitten