vcczar Posted May 3, 2022 Share Posted May 3, 2022 Here's 10 more funny names that popped up today. I was going to go for 20 names, but it took a long time to get 10 unusual names.: Carroll Whalelove Jo Demonbunny Jim Frozenroses Sebastian Heartstop Atlee Rainface Temperance Fries Sacagawea De La Matyr Ouija Romney Benjamin Ancientcherub Irish Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 hours ago, vcczar said: Carroll Whalelove Made me think of Star Trek IV Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPotatoTed Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 I just gave it a test run as well. Peewee Bright Lenny Sandhands Octavius Humblebrag Sky Crafts Lady Smith Dixy Prentiss Tanya Bacon And all from the same draft class! Ha. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Petition to rename The Era of the Future to Mystery Political Theater 2024. These names are just too on point. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPotatoTed Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Phiip Quasimoto. @vcczar( I have a feeling that name is supposed to be Philip.) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPotatoTed Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 And just to reassure people there are normal names too: Roger Rodgers Brainbridge Ready Tony Almond Claire Quakebuttock Heaven Foster Okay...that happened to be a bad draft class to use as an example. Ha! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 @MrPotatoTed I was going through like 10 drafts to get 1 crazy name and yours are crazier than mine. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 2 minutes ago, MrPotatoTed said: Roger Rodgers This is no joke actually really close to the name of one of my coworkers. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPotatoTed Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 minute ago, vcczar said: @MrPotatoTed I was going through like 10 drafts to get 1 crazy name and yours are crazier than mine. I've got the magic touch. Godlove Crapo Also got a bunch of last names in this class that I recognize as names I entered into the generator myself. My wife's maiden name, a neighbor's last name, a high school teacher, the best man at my wedding -- all last names I added to the generator and popped up in the same draft class. Of course, the first names are random. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 23 minutes ago, OrangeP47 said: This is no joke actually really close to the name of one of my coworkers. I had a manager when I was a 15 year old kid working at a grocery store. His name was Robert Roberts. He was a Cajun guy that looked like General Beauregard. Really dumb and goofy, but he was my favorite boss. I caught him hurling rocks at one of those plastic owls. They were bouncing off the face. I told him the owl wasn’t real, and he got mad, and hissed, “you better hold on, while I hit dis ow.” His accent was pretty thick. I locked him in the freezer one time for 30 seconds. He saw me do it. No one else was around. But he still jumped someone else when I opened the door. He once almost walked out of a door that led to a complete drop off to the first floor. Me and a coworker stopped him. There were signs everywhere. Lots of crazy stuff. What’s more insane is that he ended up being the manager at Blockbuster Video when I was the manager at Blockbuster Games next door. I was 18, so this was 3 years later. At this point, he looked like a disheveled wizard. I only interacted with him when I helped their store out with inventory, but I got more good stories. He was great because it was like he didn’t even know he was in charge. I don’t think he ever fired or discipline anyone. I think if someone refused to clean the toilet he’d do it and say something like, “well someone’s gotta do it!” Despite all this, the stores never had issues when he was in “charge” and morale was good. He sort of put people in a good mood and didn’t meddle in a job in which meddling was unnecessary. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timur Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 3 hours ago, vcczar said: Here's 10 more funny names that popped up today. I was going to go for 20 names, but it took a long time to get 10 unusual names.: Carroll Whalelove Jo Demonbunny Jim Frozenroses Sebastian Heartstop Atlee Rainface Temperance Fries Sacagawea De La Matyr Ouija Romney Benjamin Ancientcherub Irish Washington Temperance Fries: Every Prohibitionist's favorite food Ouija Romney: I see Romney has been playing with occult stuff. Irish Washington: George Washington is even more anti-British now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConservativeElector2 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 Wikiwalked into this guy yesterday: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victory_Birdseye 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 14 hours ago, vcczar said: I had a manager when I was a 15 year old kid working at a grocery store. His name was Robert Roberts. He was a Cajun guy that looked like General Beauregard. Really dumb and goofy, but he was my favorite boss. I caught him hurling rocks at one of those plastic owls. They were bouncing off the face. I told him the owl wasn’t real, and he got mad, and hissed, “you better hold on, while I hit dis ow.” His accent was pretty thick. I locked him in the freezer one time for 30 seconds. He saw me do it. No one else was around. But he still jumped someone else when I opened the door. He once almost walked out of a door that led to a complete drop off to the first floor. Me and a coworker stopped him. There were signs everywhere. Lots of crazy stuff. What’s more insane is that he ended up being the manager at Blockbuster Video when I was the manager at Blockbuster Games next door. I was 18, so this was 3 years later. At this point, he looked like a disheveled wizard. I only interacted with him when I helped their store out with inventory, but I got more good stories. He was great because it was like he didn’t even know he was in charge. I don’t think he ever fired or discipline anyone. I think if someone refused to clean the toilet he’d do it and say something like, “well someone’s gotta do it!” Despite all this, the stores never had issues when he was in “charge” and morale was good. He sort of put people in a good mood and didn’t meddle in a job in which meddling was unnecessary. There's a more senior guy in the role I just left by the name "William Williamson". Only interacted with him like once, because while we're not a large office, we're still a fairly large corporation. Every time we have a site meeting online though and I read who's signing in though I can't help but chuckle a bit. Our company gives us a lot of freedom to set our business name to whatever we want. Middle name, nickname, etc, so he must lean into it, so good for him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timur Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 51 minutes ago, Timur said: He isn't a wizard. Ouija Romney just canvasses for votes among the dead. That, or he's got some weird speech and cognitive disorder in which he only feels comfortable communicate via ouija board 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 I low key wonder if it was a reference to this: https://www.wsj.com/video/campaign-journal-odonnell-im-not-a-witch/AD4FBD76-A794-4F6B-BE3F-3AADAFF01A94.html 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 45 minutes ago, OrangeP47 said: I low key wonder if it was a reference to this: https://www.wsj.com/video/campaign-journal-odonnell-im-not-a-witch/AD4FBD76-A794-4F6B-BE3F-3AADAFF01A94.html I remember when she was running and everything. Crazy to think that the crazy GOP people during that time included only her, Bachmann, and Palin. This RW theocratic-populism has metastasized like crazy since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPotatoTed Posted May 4, 2022 Share Posted May 4, 2022 28 minutes ago, vcczar said: I remember when she was running and everything. Crazy to think that the crazy GOP people during that time included only her, Bachmann, and Palin. This RW theocratic-populism has metastasized like crazy since then. Palin was the gateway drug, awaking a ton of insane people who suddenly said "Oh! I guess I'm a Republican, then!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted May 4, 2022 Author Share Posted May 4, 2022 8 minutes ago, MrPotatoTed said: Palin was the gateway drug, awaking a ton of insane people who suddenly said "Oh! I guess I'm a Republican, then!" I agree, although she was also a symptom of Gingrich, who was a symptom of Reagan, who was a symptom of Goldwater, who was a symptom of a hybrid of Robert Taft, Joseph McCarthy, and Willliam F Buckley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timur Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 7 hours ago, vcczar said: Willliam F Buckley. Wasn't Buckley an intellectual type? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted May 5, 2022 Author Share Posted May 5, 2022 9 hours ago, Timur said: Wasn't Buckley an intellectual type? Yeah, but why does that matter for an influencer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themiddlepolitical Posted May 5, 2022 Share Posted May 5, 2022 #MakeTheFutureEraUnlimited so we can forever see what the wackiest names and presidents are 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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