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Who would you vote for? 5/4


Who would you vote for in a presidential election?   

22 members have voted

  1. 1. Biden or Madison Cawthorn? (Assume he could run)

  2. 2. AOC vs Cawthorn

  3. 3. Trump vs Cawthorn

  4. 4. All the below running independent (and eligible)

  5. 5. All the below running independent (and eligible)

    • AOC
    • Omar
    • Tlaib
    • Hillary Clinton
    • Andrew Cuomo
    • Alex Jones of Infowars
    • Cawthorn
    • I wouldn’t vote
  6. 6. Musk vs Zuckerberg (assume eligible)

    • Musk
    • Zuckerberg (Facebook guy)
    • I wouldn’t vote
  7. 7. Assume below eligible

    • Clone of Napoleon
    • Clone of Elizabeth I
    • Clone of Fidel Castro
    • Clone of Julius Caesar
    • Clone of Cleopatra
    • Clone of Shaka Zulu
    • Clone of Jesus of Nazareth
    • Clone of Diogenes of Sinope
    • Clone of Muhammad
    • Clone of Buddha
    • Clone of Joseph Stalin
    • Clone of Adolf Hitler
    • Clone of Mao Zedong
    • Clone of Tokugawa Ieyesu
    • Clone of Santa Ana
    • Clone of Haile Selassie
    • I wouldn’t vote
  8. 8. Assume eligible

    • Ronald McDonald
    • Grimace
    • Captain Crunch
    • Santa Claus
    • The purple Teletubby
    • Peter Griffin from Family Guy
    • The dad from American Dad
    • Homer Simpson
    • Job Bluth from Arrested Development
    • Dwight Schrute from the Office
    • Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec
    • Frasier Crane from Frasier
    • Abed from Community
    • Dina from Superstore
    • Sherlock Holmes
    • I wouldn’t vote

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14 minutes ago, themiddlepolitical said:

Surprised you chose Zuck over Musk, reason? @vcczar

It was a hard pick. I think Musk is more self-focused than even Zuckerberg. I would say they're both D- candidates for me. I think I would pick whomever is more likely to enforce Civil Rights, support Welfare, abolish student debt, and etc. I see Zuckerberg more likely to do that than Musk. I think Musk has some advantages. For instance, I think he might be more progressive innovatively. Both are worse than Biden, in my opinion, as president. 

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Could you imagine having Family Guy-Style cutaways during press conferences?

"President Griffin, what are your thoughts on the Federal Reserve raising interest rates?"

"This reminds me of that time I ate a sour raisin with Prime Minister Johnson!"

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Captain Crunch was actually included in a Public Policy Polling poll.


Captain Crunch 17%

Deez Nuts 9%

Beast Mode 5%

Queen Elsa Ice 4%

Cranky Pants 2%

Limberbutt McCubbins 1%

'Murican Cookies 1%

Not Sure 58%

(There was another candidate, but I considered the name too vulgar to add here.)

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1 hour ago, vcczar said:

@ConservativeElector2 would you still support Jesus for president if he's pushing a Bernie Sanders-like platform -- welfare for the poor, free healthcare, -- things he'd likely advocate based on his actions in the Bible, for instance. 

Yes, because I value Religion more than worldly politics.

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56 minutes ago, ConservativeElector2 said:

Yes, because I value Religion more than worldly politics.

Then I guess my question would be why wouldn't you apply Jesus's likely advocacies to your politics if it seems like you'd follow them should Jesus become president, especially since you value religion more than worldly politics. 

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