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1. Ron DeSantis will rally in Miami, hoping to drum up Cuban-American support by attacking the Democrats for their cooperation with the Progressive Party, "The Democrats claim to be the party of common-sense Liberalism, but the for the last four years they've been in practical coalition with the pro-abortion, pro-socialism, and pro-crime Progressive Party."

2. Ted Cruz will campaign in Norther Texas, talking up the Heritage Party's opposition to abortion, and mass-immigration

3. Former Deputy Prime Minister Mike Pence will campaign in Indiana, attacking the Patriot Party, and Donald Trump in particular for peddling in conspiracies, and allying with Anti-American Autocrats like Vlad Putin.

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1- Bob Bird will give an interview to "Alaska Fishermen's Association"  where he emphasize his support for the hardworking fisherman and fish of the state, and proclaims that he is the most "pro fish" candidate.

2- (Alaska) AKIP volunteers will knock on doors and distribute leaflets about pro-life stances of the party

3- Bob Bird will try to ratio Biden on Twitter and hopefully gain support from conservatives

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1 - Alan West would host speeches using all of the money he could muster plus whatever was under his couch cushions across Texas, advocating for the "National Divorce", Texan independence and attack the Conservative and Heritage parties on being full of "fake and phony" DC politicians.

2 - Alan will attempt to work to "moderate" the party slightly, with the sole purpose of more national support. Rather than talking about insane shenanigans such as the national divorce again, he will discuss the glaring issue that is the Mexican border across Oklahoma, New Mexico and Arizona

3 - The State's Rights Party official twitter account will start appealing to younger people, starting off by attempting to ratio Mitt Romney.

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1. NUP Chair Lisa Murkowski will announce that the candidate for PM will be former Governor John Kasich former Conservative who will hold a rally in Columbus.

2. Susan Collins will campaign in the northeast with down ballot cans Phil Scott and Charlie Baker. They will tout their bipartisan nature and common sense values.

3. The NUP will seek the endorsement for Sam Elliot because his voice is soothing.

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1. Mitt Romney campaigns in Texas, speaking to voters at a town hall in Austin. He focuses on the importance of a strong Conservative vote that could keep out the radicals and keep together a strong middle that could preserve American democracy into 2024 and beyond.

2. Romney's No.2, MP Liz Cheney delivers a speech in Florida, where she attacks the disjointed Patriot Party. Echoing her statements in the January 6 committee, saying, "The Patriot Party is filled with people who are defending the indefensible: there will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain". She knocks Lindell's presence on the campaign trail, declaring that she supposed that there had to be a party for the "people who see a shadow in every empty room". 

3. Romney seeks an endorsement in Iowa, sitting down to meet with the editors of the Des Moines Register.

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I think we just need events from @The Blood and @Fbarbarossa before I can roll for turn one.

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1. Elizabeth Warren will launch the Progressive Party's campaign in Boston, Massachusetts, giving an impassioned speech calling for a "progressive capitalism" guided by "putting the little guy first". Warren will speak with zeal as she advocates for the Progressive Party's platform, declaring, "Our country needs to elect MPs ready to take on the big issues. Worker's rights, big-tech, police brutality, the wealth gap, the climate crisis, our failing healthcare system. These are just some of the issues facing America today. We need capable, committed fighters for the vulnerable and the working class in Washington as we meet these challenges. The Progressive Party is ready take on this fight for you, America. Because on every one of the issues I just listed, the Progressive Party has a plan for that!"

 

2. Katie Porter will campaign for the Progressive Party in California, highlighting the party's policies to break up big-tech companies and establish a wealth tax, saying, "The facts are we have surrendered too much power and wealth in this country to the rich. I do not want to live in an America where Jeff Bezos can pay exorbitant amounts to go to space for fun while working Americans struggle to put food on the table. I do not want to live in a country where companies like Google and Meta hold shadowy yet dangerous influence over our democracy. We need to break up big-tech and impose a wealth tax in America! This is how we can get to providing for working people in America and creating an equitable economy for all. This is the Progressive Party's promise this election, because we will never stop fighting for working Americans!"

 

3. Sherrod Brown will campaign for the Progressive Party in Ohio, criticizing free trade and promising the Progressive Party will "put American manufacturing first" in its trade policy. He also highlights the party's pledges to raise the minimum wage to $20 an hour (an update to the previous $15 proposal, raised due to recent inflation) and to strengthen union rights. "We're putting working people at the front and center of our platform, and the Progressive Party is going to deliver real results for working families in Ohio and across America if you vote for us."

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1 - Prime Minister Biden will start of the campaign with a rally in DC broadcast nationally. Wearing signature aviators and a leather jacket Biden will speak about the stable leadership he has supplied as well as the achievements that his Government has made.

He exits in a Lamborghini. 

2 - In California Minister of the Treasury, and de facto leader of the left wing contingent of the Democrats, Tom Steyer will hold a tow hall on the Democratic economic policies going forward and the progressive lean he plans to take with them.

3 - Democratic Party rising star Jon Ossoff will hold a rally in his home state of Georgia, talking about how the Democrats have only just started to show what they can do and that with the breakthroughs in former conservative states, such as his own, they have more hope then ever for the future.

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On 10/3/2022 at 11:55 PM, Rezi said:
  1. Pirate Party USA will begin investing heavily into building grassroots level infrastructure in what it believes is the party's most successful region: New England. Steve Revilak and Anthony Jay work closely together to being gaining the necessary support in the region.
  2. PPUSA realizes that their best bet is focusing on the youth vote, and hires social media managers to begin running an extensive campaign on Twitter, TikTok, YouTube, and Instagram.
  3. Anthony Jay gives a speech in which he calls out American political leadership for not supporting transparency at every level of leadership, and announces that the Pirate Party will release an audit of its campaign finances monthly, so that the American people know where their money is coming from and where it is going.

1. 8 - The campaign is a great success, especially on college campuses for universities like MIT, Harvard, and Brown, where the Pirate Party's techno-libertarian policies find widespread support.

2. 5 - The PP's social media outreach goes rather unnoticed.

3. 5 - As does their call for greater transparency.

On 10/4/2022 at 1:55 AM, Cenzonico said:

1. "The Libertarian Party! The only one that is fighting for the people! The only principled party at the very least..."

With internal matters resolved, Justin Amash will kick off the campaign strong with a speech. "The Common Sense of Libertarianism", Amash simply talks about what Libertarianism is and why its so great. Free markets, small government, the right to privacy, freedom from the surveillance state, cutting the red tape and letting capitalism flow, the guaranteeing of civil rights, and most importantly the freedom for YOU the individual that Libertarianism provides. Nothing here is radical or far fetched. It's all common sense ideas, ones the big government interests don't want you to believe as such. This what America should strive to be, and we hope you will join the fight to make sure the United States of America follows down that path. (Speech is at a venue in Las Vegas because why not?)

2. "Yeah we got available surrogates. We aren't that much of an niche group. Sounds like you need to get educated on Libertarianism."

 While Amash is busy, Libertarian figures will be going down with the grassroots in the great state of New Hampshire! Dave Smith represents the Mises Caucus for reconciliation purposes, and with him Jim Gray to have a junior-senior dynamic at play here. It seems a bit weird but Amash wants to get the message as far and wide as possible. Basically the two will go around helping out volunteers and all the fun work stuff that goes with it. Cool right?

3. "What is a better place to drum up support for anti-establishment ideology than the internet? Seriously!" 

The LNC has rightfully decided that the internet is the perfect place to get Libertarianism moving, and targets specific websites. Ads will blast Youtube, Twitter will be business as usual (with a bunch of pro-libertarian sentiment. Lets get trending baby!), and oh look a discord server! Were so hip aren't we? 

1. 10 - Under the lights of Sin City, Justin Amash launches the Libertarian Party's cause to raucous reviews. Even many non-libertarians praise the speech which garners much nationwide media coverage following its delivery.

2. 1 - The effort quickly turns sour when Smith, and Gray get into a shouting match over whether bills banning transgender students from participating in school sports are constitutional or not. To make matters worse, the kerfuffle goes national when the LPNH Twitter account, still controlled by Mises Caucus members, tweets about it, blasting Gray, and the LNP for supporting 'left-wing cultural degeneracy'.

3. 7 - You are quite hip, aren't you? The outreach goes over quite well, and improves the LNP's margins especially among younger voters.

On 10/4/2022 at 2:56 AM, Rodja said:

1.Alexandria Occasio Cortez makes an announcement on a campaign stop in Brooklyn that while she will lead party throughout the campaign and beyond,the PM on case party wins would be the party founder MP Bernie Sanders!

2.Peoples Party makes a pledge that 50% of their MP candidates will be female,while 25% will be LGBTQ.AOC emphasizes that the goal of such a pledge would be increasing diversity in parliamentary representation.

3.Peoples Party members and activist volunteer at soup kitchen.

1. 7 - American Socialists view Sanders with saint-like reverence, and even many of his political opponents still respect the long-serving Vermont MP. It won't make or break the election, but it will excite the base without totally offending moderates.

2. 9 - With America becoming an ever more diverse, and Liberal country, the move is widely praised by many Womens, and Queer Rights organizations which usually waver between the Peoples, and Progressive Party.

3. 1 - Disaster! One of the Peoples Party candidates in attendance is caught screaming at the larger-than-usual crowd of homeless people, implying that some of them were faking being homeless in order to meet him, and the other volunteers.  

On 10/4/2022 at 9:53 AM, WVProgressive said:

1. Ron DeSantis will rally in Miami, hoping to drum up Cuban-American support by attacking the Democrats for their cooperation with the Progressive Party, "The Democrats claim to be the party of common-sense Liberalism, but the for the last four years they've been in practical coalition with the pro-abortion, pro-socialism, and pro-crime Progressive Party."

2. Ted Cruz will campaign in Norther Texas, talking up the Heritage Party's opposition to abortion, and mass-immigration

3. Former Deputy Prime Minister Mike Pence will campaign in Indiana, attacking the Patriot Party, and Donald Trump in particular for peddling in conspiracies, and allying with Anti-American Autocrats like Vlad Putin.

1. 3 - The attack lands with a thud, voters just don't see the Democrats, and Progressives as especially close, especially after fierce disagreements on how to reduce inflation during the 2023 parliamentary session.

2. 2 - The event ends up being a flub, after a Patriot Party activists yells at Cruz for being a "slimy f*ggot from Cuba", forcing Cruz to end the event early.

3. 8 - Pence picked just the right time to push this attack, coming soon after Lindell's Pro-Putin speech, and he hits it well. The speech should help the ailing Heritage party revitalize itself.

On 10/4/2022 at 10:38 AM, HiyarAgasi said:

1- Bob Bird will give an interview to "Alaska Fishermen's Association"  where he emphasize his support for the hardworking fisherman and fish of the state, and proclaims that he is the most "pro fish" candidate.

2- (Alaska) AKIP volunteers will knock on doors and distribute leaflets about pro-life stances of the party

3- Bob Bird will try to ratio Biden on Twitter and hopefully gain support from conservatives

1. 1 - "Pro Fish?" What the hell are you smoking? The fishermen laugh you off, and soon joined by the rest of America after the interview is posted to r/Politics

2. 3 - Pro-Life voters in Alaska are already spoiled for choice, and nobody is going to decide to vote for AKIP over the Heritage or Conservative parties over the issue of Abortion.

3. 10 - You crazy sonofabitch you did it. You make a biting witticism with regards to Joe Biden's energy policy, and actually end up getting more likes, and retweets than the sitting Prime Minister. It helps raise the profile of AKIP, and smothers the Fish story from getting any worse.

On 10/4/2022 at 4:33 PM, mark2 said:

1 - Alan West would host speeches using all of the money he could muster plus whatever was under his couch cushions across Texas, advocating for the "National Divorce", Texan independence and attack the Conservative and Heritage parties on being full of "fake and phony" DC politicians.

2 - Alan will attempt to work to "moderate" the party slightly, with the sole purpose of more national support. Rather than talking about insane shenanigans such as the national divorce again, he will discuss the glaring issue that is the Mexican border across Oklahoma, New Mexico and Arizona

3 - The State's Rights Party official twitter account will start appealing to younger people, starting off by attempting to ratio Mitt Romney.

1. 2 - The tour is quickly cancelled after a failure to secure funding. It looks like there just wasn't enough change under Mr. West's couch cushions.

2. 8 - After the disaster that was the speaking tour, it was a probably a good idea to moderate a bit. Anti-Immigration voters have a lot of options on the ballot, but after the Heritage Party's fiasco in North-Texas the States Rights party might just have an opening.

3. 5 - You failed, and your attempts go largely unnoticed. Better than being the subject of ridicule, I suppose.

On 10/4/2022 at 5:03 PM, Sean F Kennedy said:

1. NUP Chair Lisa Murkowski will announce that the candidate for PM will be former Governor John Kasich former Conservative who will hold a rally in Columbus.

2. Susan Collins will campaign in the northeast with down ballot cans Phil Scott and Charlie Baker. They will tout their bipartisan nature and common sense values.

3. The NUP will seek the endorsement for Sam Elliot because his voice is soothing.

1. 1 - Kasich's speech is swarmed by both Patriot Party, and People's Party protestors, and to make matters worse his delivery was simply boring. The most notable thing to come from the whole thing is a GIF of Kasich looking sullenly at the increasingly rowdy crowd of protestors.

2. 8 - New England loves electing Rockefeller Moderates, and Collins, Scott, and Baker all fit that bill. New England is a historically strong region for the NUP, and it looks like 2024 will be no different.

3. 5 - Hmm... It seems Mr. Elliot didn't check his email this week. Maybe next time.

On 10/4/2022 at 5:21 PM, Hestia said:

1. Mitt Romney campaigns in Texas, speaking to voters at a town hall in Austin. He focuses on the importance of a strong Conservative vote that could keep out the radicals and keep together a strong middle that could preserve American democracy into 2024 and beyond.

2. Romney's No.2, MP Liz Cheney delivers a speech in Florida, where she attacks the disjointed Patriot Party. Echoing her statements in the January 6 committee, saying, "The Patriot Party is filled with people who are defending the indefensible: there will come a day when Donald Trump is gone, but your dishonor will remain". She knocks Lindell's presence on the campaign trail, declaring that she supposed that there had to be a party for the "people who see a shadow in every empty room". 

3. Romney seeks an endorsement in Iowa, sitting down to meet with the editors of the Des Moines Register.

1. 1 - The trip is cut short after Romney tumbles down a the stairs of his private jet. Ouch!

2. 10 - Cheney's 'Dishonor Speech' as some begin to call it is immediately recognized as one of the best of the campaign season, up there with Amasah's 'Common Sense'. Liz's vicious excoriation of the Patriot Party is sure to play well with voter, and definitively puts to an end the fears that the Conservative party had been infested by Trumpists.

3. 7 - The editors of the DMR are convinced, and agree to endorse the Conservative Party in Iowa. This should help in the Hawkeye state.

2 hours ago, The Blood said:

1. Elizabeth Warren will launch the Progressive Party's campaign in Boston, Massachusetts, giving an impassioned speech calling for a "progressive capitalism" guided by "putting the little guy first". Warren will speak with zeal as she advocates for the Progressive Party's platform, declaring, "Our country needs to elect MPs ready to take on the big issues. Worker's rights, big-tech, police brutality, the wealth gap, the climate crisis, our failing healthcare system. These are just some of the issues facing America today. We need capable, committed fighters for the vulnerable and the working class in Washington as we meet these challenges. The Progressive Party is ready take on this fight for you, America. Because on every one of the issues I just listed, the Progressive Party has a plan for that!"

 

2. Katie Porter will campaign for the Progressive Party in California, highlighting the party's policies to break up big-tech companies and establish a wealth tax, saying, "The facts are we have surrendered too much power and wealth in this country to the rich. I do not want to live in an America where Jeff Bezos can pay exorbitant amounts to go to space for fun while working Americans struggle to put food on the table. I do not want to live in a country where companies like Google and Meta hold shadowy yet dangerous influence over our democracy. We need to break up big-tech and impose a wealth tax in America! This is how we can get to providing for working people in America and creating an equitable economy for all. This is the Progressive Party's promise this election, because we will never stop fighting for working Americans!"

 

3. Sherrod Brown will campaign for the Progressive Party in Ohio, criticizing free trade and promising the Progressive Party will "put American manufacturing first" in its trade policy. He also highlights the party's pledges to raise the minimum wage to $20 an hour (an update to the previous $15 proposal, raised due to recent inflation) and to strengthen union rights. "We're putting working people at the front and center of our platform, and the Progressive Party is going to deliver real results for working families in Ohio and across America if you vote for us."

1. 8 - Warren's speech gets the crowd off their feet, and gets the Progressive Party's campaign off to a terrific start.

2. 2 - Many voters don't care about breaking up Big Tech, they want to hear about your solutions to issues like poverty, and income inequality, and have trouble seeing how this issue relates.

3. 1 - Brown's speech is fine, but the scheduling is a nightmare. Deciding to hold it at the same time as OSU's home opener, almost nobody attends the rally. To make matters worse, a picture of Brown lecturing a nearly empty hall goes viral, making the PP the target of widespread ridicule.

1 hour ago, Fbarbarossa said:

1 - Prime Minister Biden will start of the campaign with a rally in DC broadcast nationally. Wearing signature aviators and a leather jacket Biden will speak about the stable leadership he has supplied as well as the achievements that his Government has made.

He exits in a Lamborghini. 

2 - In California Minister of the Treasury, and de facto leader of the left wing contingent of the Democrats, Tom Steyer will hold a tow hall on the Democratic economic policies going forward and the progressive lean he plans to take with them.

3 - Democratic Party rising star Jon Ossoff will hold a rally in his home state of Georgia, talking about how the Democrats have only just started to show what they can do and that with the breakthroughs in former conservative states, such as his own, they have more hope then ever for the future.

1. 6 - The speech was OK, but Women's Health names Joe Biden DILF of the Month because of his stylish outfit. It's... Something?

2. 2 -Steyer is more at home in a boardroom than the campaign trail and it shows. His speech lands with a thud, and ultimately causes the Democrats to lose ground in California

3. 8 - Ossoff's rally gets rave reviews from local Georgian media, and is sure to help the Democratic cause in the state.

On 10/4/2022 at 1:28 AM, Pringles said:

1. Donald Trump kicks off with a SUPER-MEGA RALLY with MyPillow CEO and fellow Patriot: Mike Lindell. Lindell announces he is running against Joe Biden and vows to take down the pedophilic Prime Minister down. "SLEEPY AND CREEPY JOE WILL BE DEFEATED. ASSUMING HIS DEEP STATE CRONIES DON'T RIG THE ELECTION FROM US. WE WILL DESTROY THE SATANIST IN CHIEF AND TAKE AMERICA BACK FROM SATAN!!!" 

Lindell will also go on a Pro-Russian rant saying "I DON'T CARE WHAT THE LIBERALS SAY!!!! VLADIMIR PUTIN IS A GENIUS AND OUR GREAT LEADER DONALD TRUMP IS PERFECTLY RIGHT IN SAYING SO. WE NEED TO TREAT OUR SOUTHERN BORDER LIKE PUTIN IS TREATING UKRAINE. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH PATRIOTS. WE CAN'T BEND OVER OUR ASSES TO A BUNCH OF CARTEL RAPISTS WITH FENTANYL INVADING AMERICA. THESE ARE BORDERLINE NAZIS FOLKS. THEY ALL NEED TO BE TERMINATED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Why Mike Lindell Can't Stop - POLITICO

2. Trump will tour the Midwest with failed gubernatorial candidate: Doug Mastriano who retains popular with the Trump base. Vowing to take down the "Worst Prime Minister in American history: Joe Biden." Lin Wood and other election experts also discuss how the fraud is already starting, and how fellow MAGA Patriots need to go to the polls and ensure the votes are being counted correctly! Lin Wood: "FELLOW PATRIOTS, THE 2020 ELECTION WAS STOLEN FROM US. I HAVE THE PROOF. WATCH 2000 MULES AND SUPPORT THE GREAT Dinesh D'Souza. THE WOKE SATANIST MOB CANCELLED HIM FOR TELLING THE TRUTH. DON'T LET THEM CANCEL YOU THIS NOVEMBER."

3. Trump will finally go South to Florida and shore up support in his home turf. Bashing the "Conservative Party" as being a bunch of phoneys and accuses them of surrendering to the "radical left agenda." Trump says: "MITT ROMNEY IS A COWARD. TRAITOR. AND ANTI-AMERICAN. HE HAS GIVEN INTO SLEEPY JOE AND KEEP IN MIND, THIS IS THE GUY WHO KISSED MY ASS AND LICKED MY FEET IN 2012. HE'S A TOTAL LOSER. WE WILL TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK AND DEFEAT THE CONSERVATIVES IN NAME ONLY, AND THEN WE'LL WIN IN A LANDSLIDE AGAINST JOE BIDEN AND HIS RING OF HUMAN TRAFFICKERS." 

1. 3 - The speech goes over well with Russian-Americans, and Anti-Imperialists, but lands with a thud everywhere else. Even the base was hoping for the usual lurid assaults on Liberal culture.

2. 9 - The speech more than makes up for Lindell's disappointment, eliciting chants of "Lock Him Up!" and "Free D'Souza!" where its given.

3. 10 - Trump's speech is seen as an excellent counter attack to Liz Cheney's 'Dishonor Speech', energizing the base, and reminding voters that Romney, and Trump were allies until relatively recently. 

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Polls for Turn 2/13

The Major Parties:

Peoples Party 4.3% @Rodja

Progressive Party 8.1% @The Blood

Democratic Party 20.1% @Fbarbarossa

National Unity Party 11.2% @Sean F Kennedy

Conservative Party 18.3% @Hestia

Heritage Party 4.8% @WVProgressive

Patriot Party 15.7% @Pringles

Undecided 10%

Minor Parties

Libertarian Party 4.2% @Cenzonico

American Indian Party 1%, 

Pirate Party 1.3% @Rezi

Mauna Kea Party 0%, 5% in Hawai'i

AKIP 0%, 9% in Alaska @HiyarAgasi

States Rights Party 5% in Texas, 2% everywhere else

Workers Party of America 0%

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1.Parry Leader Alexandria Occasio Cortez hits the streets of NYC meeting with passengers and talking with them about People's Party program 

2.MP Bernie Sanders emphasized "Green New Deal,15$ minimum wage and Medicare for All" as 3 unbreakable principles of the PP,pledging to take part only in a coalition government willing to put these as priorities.

3.MP Ilhan Omar blasted PM Biden as "a liar who would talk the progressive talk and then walk the imperialist corporatism walk" and Progressive Party as "Biden shepherds",calling everybody to vote for People's Party as only true alternative to corrupt system

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1. "Libertarianism and New York City don't seem like things that go together. Let's make it go together!"

Justin Amash visits NYC where he will give a speaking tour across the five boroughs. He decides to emphasize the two L's, Liberty and Laissez-faire. Two main tenets of Libertarianism, and how America will only benefit if we change our laws to reflect them. Larry Sharpe will also be a special guest when Amash is over at Manhattan. 

2. "Welcome aboard Gary!"

Gary Johnson announces a political comeback, sensing an opportunity to bring Libertarianism to the mainstream. In a speech, he blasts the Conservatives stating they have "lost their way" and "It's time a party that stands for true liberty rises up to send a message!"

3. "Ratio + take the L + bozo"

The LP national is itching for some fun, and since others did it they have decided they will decide to ratio somebody. On Truth Social, the LP will make an account solely dedicated to ratioing Patriot Party politicians and figureheads.

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1- With the momentum he got last time from Twitter, now Bob Bird will try to ratio Mitt Romney by calling him "DC liberal in disguise" 

2-Bob Bird will barnstorm more conservative areas of Alaska, calling for the repeal of all regulations on fishing and oil industry.

3- Bob Bird (one man army) will rally with supporters in Anchorage where he attack Conservatives for "bending over to liberals" 

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  1. The Pirate Party works to expand its grassroots support among young, educated voters. They start the Youth Pirates movement, which aims to start clubs at colleges all across the nation aimed at expanding Pirate membership and encouraging young voters to get involved with politics.
  2. Anthony Jay gives a speech about privacy at the Boston Commons, where he reiterates the Pirate Party's platform plank of ending the amount of surveillance power that the Government and Corporations have over the populace. He promises to overturn the Patriot Act, end illegal wiretapping, and put regulations on corporations to prevent them from spying on their employees.
  3. Pennsylvania Judge Larry West announces his candidacy for Parliament. He gives a fiery speech about protecting the rights guaranteed to us by the constitution, and how the PP will work to usher in a new age of freedom for Americans.
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1. Donald Trump will invite Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban for a rally in Texas. Where they hammer against globalism, the deep state, and the "New World Order." Orban uses his signature catchphrase once more, "Globalists can go to hell. I have come to Texas!" When Trump speaks he'll hurdle some insults at sleepy Joe, Lyin' Liz, and make fun of Pocahontas and her recent campaign failures. 

2. Mike Lindell once again tries to make ground in Joe Biden's seat. Inviting Dan Bongino to speak at a rally where he gives a signature: "Today is (date) and Joe Biden is the worst President in American History." Lindell will hammer the continued use of Dominion voting machines and say, "UNLESS FELLOW MAGA PATRIOTS GO TO THE POLLS AND WATCH THE PROCESS THEMSELVES... WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THIS RIGGED AGAINST US AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" 

3. Trump will go on Fox News for an interview with Tucker and start talking about if the Patriot Party becomes the largest Party, he will have to "fight like hell." and force other parties into a coalition because the 2 "Conservative In Name Only" parties will be against him. Trump says, "If these deep state, spineless idiots don't respect the power of the MAGA movement I will make them respect it. We may just have to hold them at gunpoint." Furthermore in the interview Donald Trump will talk about Elon Musk being a Republican now because "Brandon" is such a shitty President. Trump says before the interview is over: "Frankly if we aren't the largest party that's how you know it was rigged. This country has gone to Hell without me. We gotta take it back... or bad things will happen." 

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Prime Minister Biden's Lambo will pull up in Virginia where Biden will hold a rally slamming the fascistic Patriot Party and their abhorrent policies and tactics.

In response to the Texas rally the Democrat will have another rising star of theirs, Texan Beto O'Rourke, hold a counter rally near the border, praising immigration, globalism and fairness for all.

Keeping to counter rallies but also surprising the hell out of just about everyone, Hunter Biden will hold a televised and inflammatory rally of his own in Delaware responding to the Patriot Party's inflammatory rally in the state.

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Just need events from @The Blood @Hestia and myself, and then we’re ready to process turn two.

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1. Romney hits out at the Patriot Party's use of Orban coming to campaign in the US, holding a rival rally in the state of Texas. He declares that the US will always stand outward-facing and freedom-defending under the Conservative Party whether it be a threat from China or Russia, Iran or North Korea. He says that to stand with illiberal autocrats is disqualifying for a major candidate like Trump.

2. Liz Cheney makes a stop in California, where she hopes to make the Conservatives the only true former GOP option in the state. She talks about how in order to win as a right-leaning party in a state like California, you have to be willing to be moderate and listen to the voters. She says only the Conservative Party can do that and win.

3. Cheney also visits Virginia, where she delivers a speech attacking the Biden premiership for a flailing economy. She states that its time for sensible leadership to come back into vogue, not only on the economy but in all areas. 

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1. Alan Keyes campaigns in Illinois calling for a revival of the late Herman Cain’s 9/9/9 plan.

2. The Heritage party will commission an attack ad on the States’ Rights Party. It will take the form of a mail-in leaflet aimed at southern conservatives. The ad will attack Alan West for his controversial past, including his torture of an Iraqi POW during his time in the Army. Another part of the ad is the digital editing of Alan West’s image darkening his skin, making his lips, and nostrils larger, etc.

3. Ronald DeSantis campaigns in Utah to lock down a favorable state for the Heritage party following a rough week.

@The Blood Once you get your events in I can roll for turn two.

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1. Elizabeth Warren will hold a rally in New York City, criticizing the state of the economy by saying, "America used to be the land of opportunity. Now, we're a country trapped in stagnation as working families struggle against raised interest rates and corporate greed to get by. I'm proud of the work the Progressive Party has done with the Democrats to fight for the workers and vulnerable in this country. But as your Prime Minister, I will do even more to protect the working class in America. The Progressives will pass strengthened antitrust regulations to crack down on corporate profiteering and greed. We will strengthen union rights to get workers the wage increases they deserve and will raise the minimum wage to $20 an hour. We will create countless well-paying jobs through our party's comprehensive, paid-for Green New Deal. The Progressive Party is serious about getting our economy back on track, New York, and if you vote for us this election, you can rest assured knowing we have a plan to fight for you."

 

2. Warren will visit Michigan, touting the Progressive Party's support of reparations for slavery and discussing the party's plans to tackle systemic racism and provide investment for economic development in black and brown communities. Warren will also state that "racial equity" should be added to the Federal Reserve's mandate, to ensure the economy is "able to support high employment, entrepreneurship, and growth in BIPOC communities on-par with the opportunities in white areas". 

 

3. Ed Markey will begin a tour of university campuses nationwide, hoping to endear youth voters to the Progressive Party with his age(since they loved Bernie so much), work with AOC on the Green New Deal, and progressive politics. He will start his tour with a speech at Harvard, strongly advocating for the Progressive Party's platform and taking questions from students in a Q&A afterwards.

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Scratch that, we actually need events from @mark2 before we can continue. Sorry about that, had a feeling I was forgetting someone.

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1. The State's Rights Party official twitter would reply to a Jackson Hinkle tweet with "ratio commie"
2. Alan West would attempt his series of speeches in Texas again, this time getting a somewhat shady businessman on board for the whole thing!
3. Alan West would attack all of the other right-wing parties in a speech in Georgia, referring to the Conservative party as "The party of pussies and the Iraq war," then discussing the Patriot Party's use of Orban as "unamerican" and "unpatriotic" and calling the Heritage party the Patriotic Party's little brother.

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On 10/5/2022 at 9:17 PM, Sean F Kennedy said:

1. Kasich will dust himself off and hold a massive rally in California with Arnold Schwarzenegger highlighting immigration reform.

2. Joe Lieberman will announce his running in Connecticut for his political comeback.

3. The NUP will seek the endorsement of Robert Downey Jr.

1. 10 - Kasich has redeemed himself with a massive really in the Los Angeles Coliseum. The crowd is brought to a buzz by Arnold Schwarzenegger's charismatic opening speech where he announces his political comeback, before passing the mike to John Kasich who delivers an optimistic, yet realistic vision of the National Unity Party's immigration reform plan. 

2. 9 - This might just be the week of the comeback, as Lieberman's launches with almost as much fanfare as Schwarzenegger's. It looks like Chris Murphy will be facing his first serious Re-election challenge in ages.

3. 5 - Yet another celebrity that doesn't check their emails. The nerve!

On 10/6/2022 at 3:01 AM, Rodja said:

1.Parry Leader Alexandria Occasio Cortez hits the streets of NYC meeting with passengers and talking with them about People's Party program 

2.MP Bernie Sanders emphasized "Green New Deal,15$ minimum wage and Medicare for All" as 3 unbreakable principles of the PP,pledging to take part only in a coalition government willing to put these as priorities.

3.MP Ilhan Omar blasted PM Biden as "a liar who would talk the progressive talk and then walk the imperialist corporatism walk" and Progressive Party as "Biden shepherds",calling everybody to vote for People's Party as only true alternative to corrupt system

1. 5 - It seems as if most New Yorkers aren't interested in talking politics while on their commute to work. The tactic fails to make a lasting impression

2. 1 - The average American views the Peoples Party as a gaggle of extremist puritans unable to actually pass anything. This statement only reaffirms those concerns, and certainly won't help you with anyone outside your diehard base. To make matters worse, some of your more moderate supporters are flocking to the Progressive Party, thinking that you'll be unable to pass any of your proposals.

3. 1 - Well, you've just about shot dead any hopes of reconciliation with the Progressives, and Democrats, hope you enjoy another four years of being on the outside of government. Furthermore the attacks on the Progressive party backfire, hampering your ability to convince anyone but the most die-hard Socialists to vote for you.

On 10/6/2022 at 12:22 PM, Cenzonico said:

1. "Libertarianism and New York City don't seem like things that go together. Let's make it go together!"

Justin Amash visits NYC where he will give a speaking tour across the five boroughs. He decides to emphasize the two L's, Liberty and Laissez-faire. Two main tenets of Libertarianism, and how America will only benefit if we change our laws to reflect them. Larry Sharpe will also be a special guest when Amash is over at Manhattan. 

2. "Welcome aboard Gary!"

Gary Johnson announces a political comeback, sensing an opportunity to bring Libertarianism to the mainstream. In a speech, he blasts the Conservatives stating they have "lost their way" and "It's time a party that stands for true liberty rises up to send a message!"

3. "Ratio + take the L + bozo"

The LP national is itching for some fun, and since others did it they have decided they will decide to ratio somebody. On Truth Social, the LP will make an account solely dedicated to ratioing Patriot Party politicians and figureheads.

1. 6 - Larry Sharpe's national star has faded in recent years, but he's still a power player in NY politics, especially in Libertarian circles. The campaign is a success increasing Libertarian support in the five boroughs.

2. 1 - The future of Gary Johnson's comeback gets complicated when he commits a series of gaffes with regards to Foreign Policy in his first interview as a candidate.

3. 3 - The account is quickly banned off of Truth Social as soon as it mocks Donald Trump, having been mass reported by Trump Fanatics.

On 10/6/2022 at 1:11 PM, HiyarAgasi said:

1- With the momentum he got last time from Twitter, now Bob Bird will try to ratio Mitt Romney by calling him "DC liberal in disguise" 

2-Bob Bird will barnstorm more conservative areas of Alaska, calling for the repeal of all regulations on fishing and oil industry.

3- Bob Bird (one man army) will rally with supporters in Anchorage where he attack Conservatives for "bending over to liberals" 

1. 2 - The sequel just isn't as good as the original, it seems. The tactic is derided as trite, and boring after the massive success of ratioing Biden

2. 5 - Voters appreciate the effort, but it simply doesn't move the needle.

3. 4 - The continued attacks on the Conservatives land with a thud, and Mr. Bird seems a bit tired after a full week of campaigning.

On 10/6/2022 at 2:07 PM, Rezi said:
  1. The Pirate Party works to expand its grassroots support among young, educated voters. They start the Youth Pirates movement, which aims to start clubs at colleges all across the nation aimed at expanding Pirate membership and encouraging young voters to get involved with politics.
  2. Anthony Jay gives a speech about privacy at the Boston Commons, where he reiterates the Pirate Party's platform plank of ending the amount of surveillance power that the Government and Corporations have over the populace. He promises to overturn the Patriot Act, end illegal wiretapping, and put regulations on corporations to prevent them from spying on their employees.
  3. Pennsylvania Judge Larry West announces his candidacy for Parliament. He gives a fiery speech about protecting the rights guaranteed to us by the constitution, and how the PP will work to usher in a new age of freedom for Americans.

1. 2 - The group is met with little success, and many chapters fold within the week after failing to gather any new members.

2. 1 - The speech backfires as soon as a family member of a victim of a domestic terror attack stands up to advocate the pro-surveillance state view, claiming that his loved one would still be alive if the authorities had been able to identify, monitor, and shutdown online hubs of radicalization, and prosecute the people advocating, and planning terror attacks before they occurred. Jay is unable to come up with a response in a timely manner simply glowering at the man in thought for a few long moments. The video clip of the exchange goes viral damaging the Pirate Party's national reputation.

3. 10 - In comparison to Jay's speech, Justice West's is met with massive fanfare, making the rounds in libertarian, and libertarian aligned circles across the country.

On 10/6/2022 at 5:33 PM, Pringles said:

1. Donald Trump will invite Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban for a rally in Texas. Where they hammer against globalism, the deep state, and the "New World Order." Orban uses his signature catchphrase once more, "Globalists can go to hell. I have come to Texas!" When Trump speaks he'll hurdle some insults at sleepy Joe, Lyin' Liz, and make fun of Pocahontas and her recent campaign failures. 

2. Mike Lindell once again tries to make ground in Joe Biden's seat. Inviting Dan Bongino to speak at a rally where he gives a signature: "Today is (date) and Joe Biden is the worst President in American History." Lindell will hammer the continued use of Dominion voting machines and say, "UNLESS FELLOW MAGA PATRIOTS GO TO THE POLLS AND WATCH THE PROCESS THEMSELVES... WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THIS RIGGED AGAINST US AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" 

3. Trump will go on Fox News for an interview with Tucker and start talking about if the Patriot Party becomes the largest Party, he will have to "fight like hell." and force other parties into a coalition because the 2 "Conservative In Name Only" parties will be against him. Trump says, "If these deep state, spineless idiots don't respect the power of the MAGA movement I will make them respect it. We may just have to hold them at gunpoint." Furthermore in the interview Donald Trump will talk about Elon Musk being a Republican now because "Brandon" is such a shitty President. Trump says before the interview is over: "Frankly if we aren't the largest party that's how you know it was rigged. This country has gone to Hell without me. We gotta take it back... or bad things will happen." 

1. 10 - Both Trump, and Orban knock it out of the park, and the rally is an even bigger success than anticipated drawing a massive crowd too numerous to fit inside the venue, getting attention from all over the world, and garnering praise from various international figures such as Nigel Farage, Marine Le Pen, Jair Bolsanaro, and Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni. Following the rally the Hashtag #UniteTheGlobalRight goes viral for days on social media, with users calling for the cooperation of Nationalist Parties across the globe to fight against the Liberal Deep State.

2. 5 - After the success in Texas, Lindell's rally is a bit of a disappointment, but really it's fine, nothing special.

3. 6 - The interview goes well, though the effect is minimal as most of Tucker's viewers already support Trump. 

On 10/6/2022 at 5:42 PM, Fbarbarossa said:

Prime Minister Biden's Lambo will pull up in Virginia where Biden will hold a rally slamming the fascistic Patriot Party and their abhorrent policies and tactics.

In response to the Texas rally the Democrat will have another rising star of theirs, Texan Beto O'Rourke, hold a counter rally near the border, praising immigration, globalism and fairness for all.

Keeping to counter rallies but also surprising the hell out of just about everyone, Hunter Biden will hold a televised and inflammatory rally of his own in Delaware responding to the Patriot Party's inflammatory rally in the state.

1. 8 - Biden's bread-and-butter is attacking Trumpism, and he does it well, garnering praise from all except the usual suspects.

2. 2 - With the Patriot crowd whipped up into a frenzy by Trump's speech, and having nowhere to go afterwards, many of the more violent supporters descend upon Beto's rally turning it into riot of Democrats defending themselves against Patriots. Beto is able to escape unharmed but the fallout from the rally will likely hurt the Democratic Party.

3. 1 - The rally gets off to a nice start, Hunter has energy, swagger, and... What's he doing with that crack pipe!? . . . A few minutes later the rally is broken up by the police, and Hunter is arrested for drug possession

On 10/6/2022 at 10:14 PM, Hestia said:

1. Romney hits out at the Patriot Party's use of Orban coming to campaign in the US, holding a rival rally in the state of Texas. He declares that the US will always stand outward-facing and freedom-defending under the Conservative Party whether it be a threat from China or Russia, Iran or North Korea. He says that to stand with illiberal autocrats is disqualifying for a major candidate like Trump.

2. Liz Cheney makes a stop in California, where she hopes to make the Conservatives the only true former GOP option in the state. She talks about how in order to win as a right-leaning party in a state like California, you have to be willing to be moderate and listen to the voters. She says only the Conservative Party can do that and win.

3. Cheney also visits Virginia, where she delivers a speech attacking the Biden premiership for a flailing economy. She states that its time for sensible leadership to come back into vogue, not only on the economy but in all areas. 

1. 6 - The rally goes well, certainly better than Beto's rally, and Romney's speech is praised by many in the media for standing up for the NeoCon tradition.

2. 7 - Cheney's vision makes a lot of inroads in California, and helps repair the damage done by Trump to the party in the region.

3. 9 - After a series of attacks on the Patriot Party, Conservatives have been antsy for some strikes against Biden, and Cheney's speech more than delivers, delivering a stinging blow right where it hurts.

12 hours ago, WVProgressive said:

1. Alan Keyes campaigns in Illinois calling for a revival of the late Herman Cain’s 9/9/9 plan.

2. The Heritage party will commission an attack ad on the States’ Rights Party. It will take the form of a mail-in leaflet aimed at southern conservatives. The ad will attack Alan West for his controversial past, including his torture of an Iraqi POW during his time in the Army. Another part of the ad is the digital editing of Alan West’s image darkening his skin, making his lips, and nostrils larger, etc.

3. Ronald DeSantis campaigns in Utah to lock down a favorable state for the Heritage party following a rough week.

@The Blood Once you get your events in I can roll for turn two.

1. 5 - Most people don't pay attention to Keyes' campaign, since Illinois is a safe Democrat state for the most part.

2. 3 - The attack is derided as racist for obvious reasons, and is quickly cancelled.

3. 7 - Utah is always fertile ground for Social Conservatism, and is looking to return another almost-full (With the sole exception being Romney's seat) slate of Heritage Party MPs

12 hours ago, The Blood said:

1. Elizabeth Warren will hold a rally in New York City, criticizing the state of the economy by saying, "America used to be the land of opportunity. Now, we're a country trapped in stagnation as working families struggle against raised interest rates and corporate greed to get by. I'm proud of the work the Progressive Party has done with the Democrats to fight for the workers and vulnerable in this country. But as your Prime Minister, I will do even more to protect the working class in America. The Progressives will pass strengthened antitrust regulations to crack down on corporate profiteering and greed. We will strengthen union rights to get workers the wage increases they deserve and will raise the minimum wage to $20 an hour. We will create countless well-paying jobs through our party's comprehensive, paid-for Green New Deal. The Progressive Party is serious about getting our economy back on track, New York, and if you vote for us this election, you can rest assured knowing we have a plan to fight for you."

 

2. Warren will visit Michigan, touting the Progressive Party's support of reparations for slavery and discussing the party's plans to tackle systemic racism and provide investment for economic development in black and brown communities. Warren will also state that "racial equity" should be added to the Federal Reserve's mandate, to ensure the economy is "able to support high employment, entrepreneurship, and growth in BIPOC communities on-par with the opportunities in white areas". 

 

3. Ed Markey will begin a tour of university campuses nationwide, hoping to endear youth voters to the Progressive Party with his age(since they loved Bernie so much), work with AOC on the Green New Deal, and progressive politics. He will start his tour with a speech at Harvard, strongly advocating for the Progressive Party's platform and taking questions from students in a Q&A afterwards.

1. 7 - Warren's speech is the right mix of wonkishness, and inspiration to win over a broad coalition of left-wing voters. With the People's Party;s collapse this week, the progressives are looking to pick up some of the voters left in the cold. 

2. 3 - White voters bristle at the speech, and shy away from the Progressive party's insistence on racial equity.

3. 8 - After Sanders's flub earlier in the week, many young Progressives are seeking a new old man to make their surrogate father figure, Because of this Markey plays excellently with College Students. 

9 hours ago, mark2 said:

1. The State's Rights Party official twitter would reply to a Jackson Hinkle tweet with "ratio commie"
2. Alan West would attempt his series of speeches in Texas again, this time getting a somewhat shady businessman on board for the whole thing!
3. Alan West would attack all of the other right-wing parties in a speech in Georgia, referring to the Conservative party as "The party of pussies and the Iraq war," then discussing the Patriot Party's use of Orban as "unamerican" and "unpatriotic" and calling the Heritage party the Patriotic Party's little brother.

1. 4 - The exchange is bogged down into a protracted twitter exchanged which is derided as "Two idiot extremists getting into a tweeting match" 

2. 6 - The shady businessman agrees to bankroll a few small speeches in Texas, which are a moderate success slightly moving the needle in Allen West's favor.

3. 5 - The attack goes unnoticed.

Polls for Turn 2/13

The Major Parties:

Peoples Party 2.3% -2% @Rodja

Progressive Party 7.8% +0.3% @The Blood

Democratic Party 19.1% -1% @Fbarbarossa

National Unity Party 12.6% +1.4% @Sean F Kennedy

Conservative Party 19% +0.7% @Hestia

Heritage Party 4.8% +0% @WVProgressive

Patriot Party 16.8% +1.1% @Pringles

Undecided 9.5% -0.5%

Minor Parties

Libertarian Party 3.1% -1.1% @Cenzonico

American Indian Party 1%, 

Pirate Party 1% -0.3% @Rezi

Mauna Kea Party 0%, 5% in Hawai'i

AKIP (In Alaska Only) 8.6% -0.4% @HiyarAgasi

States Rights Party 5% in Texas, 2% everywhere else @mark2

Workers Party of America 0%

Note to Players: From Turn Three onwards, all rolls will be done using a 21 sided die, and 1s will no longer halve positive rolls, and double negative rolls, and vice-versa for 10s.

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1.PM Candidate Bernie Sanders announces People's Party Foreign Policy agenda at a campaign stop in Los Angeles.PP foreign policy platform includes ending military engagements abroad,developing internationalist agendas to fight climate change and poverty and form anti-authoritharian axis to counter the rise of leaders like Putin and Orban.

2.AOC gives a speech in Ohio,rebuting against attacks on People's Party being radical,trying to portray their policies as "common sense solutions used by every other nation in the industrialised world"

3.AOC will reach out to filmmaker Michael Moore to ask for his endorsement and offering him a seat as MP representing Flint,Michigan.

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