vcczar Posted October 10 Share Posted October 10 Rules: On name alone, who do you support? Which politicians, on name alone, would have the hardest time getting elected in the US today? Blue are male and red are female. Candidates: Buffalo Hopefall Temperance Gilligan Michelangelo Bulwinkel Liberty Fussfoot Gummy Hung Dangerouse Snitch Simpleton al-Khattab Bland Bloodworth Sitting Dicks Egg Shamgod Icarus Quaff Rosebud Corncobb House Robespierre Free Manlove Xebec Truthmaker Mistletoe Von Hindenberg Christian Strangeland Theodosia Strawman Friend da Vinci Africa Wasseller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperator Taco Cat Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 26 minutes ago, vcczar said: Rules: On name alone, who do you support? Buffalo Hopefall Temperance Gilligan Michelangelo Bulwinkel Liberty Fussfoot Gummy Hung Dangerouse Snitch Simpleton al-Khattab Bland Bloodworth Sitting Dicks Egg Shamgod Icarus Quaff Rosebud Corncobb House Robespierre Free Manlove Xebec Truthmaker Mistletoe Von Hindenberg Christian Strangeland Theodosia Strawman Friend da Vinci Africa Wasseller Dangerouse Snitch seems like the only politician who won't make secret deals, so I'll support them. Xebec Truthmaker also sounds pretty trustworthy, the've got my vote. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Some jokes about those I don't support: Buffalo Hopefall- we can never let hope fall! Sitting Dicks- We need someone who will stand for our freedom! Free Manlove- Nothing is free stupid liberal, you pay for it with your taxes. Also a women can't give out man love, making her just another lying politician. Theodosia Strawman- M(r)s. Strawman is responsible for everything wrong in this country, as she is a enemy of justice for all, an enemy of accountability of Government, an enemy of the rule of law, an enemy of opposition to ALL abuses, atrocities, and crimes of state by ANY Government, an enemy of you Republic, Constitution, nation, and the principles it was founded, and - yes - an EXTREMIST. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 49 minutes ago, Imperator Taco Cat said: Free Manlove- Nothing is free stupid liberal, you pay for it with your taxes. I can't decide what would give conservatives a bigger aneurism, Free Manlove or Subsidized Manlove. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted October 11 Author Share Posted October 11 31 minutes ago, OrangeP47 said: I can't decide what would give conservatives a bigger aneurism, Free Manlove or Subsidized Manlove. Subsidized would be a hilarious first name 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeP47 Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 Just now, vcczar said: Subsidized would be a hilarious first name I was tempted to suggest it haha but thought it might be a bridge too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Largo833 Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 The ones that stand out to me- I'm probably most inclined to support Friend da Vinci- he sounds like a compassionate yet smart guy. I was leaning towards Xebec Truthmaker at first, then I thought about it further and realized it was TruthMAKER, which is giving me big "alternative facts" vibes. I don't see Theodosia Strawman's political career going very far- you know she'll get absolutely crushed on the debate stage. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pius XIII Posted October 11 Share Posted October 11 2 hours ago, vcczar said: Rules: On name alone, who do you support? Which politicians, on name alone, would have the hardest time getting elected in the US today? Blue are male and red are female. Candidates: Buffalo Hopefall Temperance Gilligan Michelangelo Bulwinkel Liberty Fussfoot Gummy Hung Dangerouse Snitch Simpleton al-Khattab Bland Bloodworth Sitting Dicks Egg Shamgod Icarus Quaff Rosebud Corncobb House Robespierre Free Manlove Xebec Truthmaker Mistletoe Von Hindenberg Christian Strangeland Theodosia Strawman Friend da Vinci Africa Wasseller I am a firm supporter of Icarus Quaff… but I hope he is careful. He better not fly too close to the sun. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcczar Posted October 16 Author Share Posted October 16 Here's a new list of names: Howdie Swallows Titania Gasass Tristram Dedalus Evening Celsius Obi-Wan Mercury Legacy Longday Rouse Monopoly Experience Hiscock Bingo Spellingbee Lizby Ann Dick Ebenezer Mercury Prissy Dingleberry Gringo Gingersnap Ode Kakistocrat Hotel Iceberg LaLa Love Sinatra Spotted Eagle Ceres Bastinado Moon Le Prince Gaga Pain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkansas Progressive Posted October 24 Share Posted October 24 On 10/16/2023 at 5:57 PM, vcczar said: Here's a new list of names: Howdie Swallows Titania Gasass Tristram Dedalus Evening Celsius Obi-Wan Mercury Legacy Longday Rouse Monopoly Experience Hiscock Bingo Spellingbee Lizby Ann Dick Ebenezer Mercury Prissy Dingleberry Gringo Gingersnap Ode Kakistocrat Hotel Iceberg LaLa Love Sinatra Spotted Eagle Ceres Bastinado Moon Le Prince Gaga Pain Experience Hiscock and Prissy Dingleberry, what names lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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