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10 minutes ago, Rezi said:

After an eventful first day in the Arena, the sun falls and we begin the first night for our contestants!

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Despite her better knowledge, the theorist decides to hunker up with a member of the deep state, but Harkin is a forgiving, gentle man. He does not wish to see people lose their lives, although he is forced to, and so he decides that instead of unleashing his corn power, he will allow the theorist to live, perhaps to one day see the error of her ways.

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With a lust for blood and a ledger of red, girlboss Fiorina stares at the sky, thinking of her actions. She's taken out two serious threats to her potential victory. She ponders whether she should continue her rampage or let the rest take themselves out. Whatever the case, Carly will stop at nothing to ensure her victory. 

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Uncle Ted had lit a fire near his shelter to attract coming visitors. One by one, the other four came. None of the five members of the temporary alliance had been very invested in killing, all preferring more diplomatic approaches to their games. Even Ted, who would usually be making a device to take them all out, recognized that in this arena, there was no dirty industry to hold the world back, and so he was briefly at peace, and maybe, for the first time in his life, he felt like he belonged with this group of five.

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In the process of causing Obi-Wan to sprain his ankle, Jack had also injured himself, for it's not easy wearing his attire in the woods. However, Jack is a sneaky mascot and had stolen the first-aid kit off of Tom Steyer's corpse after his killers left. Now armed with a sickle at his side and fully healed up, Jack would sleep and be ready for the coming day. Nigel, on the other hand, is unable to make a fire, much to his surprise. Having filmed as many documentaries as he has, you'd think that Nigel would know how to do this by now, but I guess life as an aristocrat can't be undone just by making a few movies.

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After helping Ronald kill Steyer, Lou Bega realized how much of a threat that he was. And so, he pulled together districtmate and fellow musician Bill Clinton, as well as crazy Amy who had somehow snuck binders and staplers into the arena. However, the three weren't very sneaky at all, and The Actor was easily able to spot them, and then charm them with his beauty and wit, before making sure they'd never come back.

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Marianne had been feeling in touch with nature since entering the arena, so she decided that it would be wise to climb a tree to sleep for the night, and perhaps wake up feeling refreshed and ready for another day becoming one with the arena. However, Marianne had overestimated her strength, and her arms gave out while she was halfway up the tree, and unfortunately, Liz Warren was just minding her own business beneath, when suddenly a body came tumbling down, and her frail body just couldn't handle it.

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Bernie Sanders looked to the sky, and asked for some financial support. Much to his happiness, a college student had snuck his way into being a sponsor at the hunger games, and dropped the Senator some fresh food. Later that day, the Sponsor would use this as evidence that socialists always starving to death is just a myth.

 

And so after the first night, we have only lost two, and that was a careless mistake. It seems that most are using the first night to rest up and prepare for the coming day. I suspect a blood-filled day 2, but only time will tell. 

I remember watching videos of Hunger Games simulator. Not many deaths at night, I think.

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It is the dawn of the second day...

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Both President Reagan and Sir Nigel Thornberry are spending their time in the wilderness working on survival. Nigel is fishing for food so he can stay alive, using his life experience, while Reagan plans to use his shack to secede from The Arena and live there without having to pay taxes.

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It seems that District Hestia has finally met up to take their skills to the hunt, while they've been joined by girlboss Carly, Actor Reagan, and Obi-Wan, who I'm guessing they thought was actually Jesus. The five of them should have many common enemies who they're willing to take out. Unfortunately, when five of the fifteen remaining contestants are hunting together, they aren't very likely to find anyone.

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Again, it seems that despite Makoto's natural powers, she's still willing to take any weapons she can take to contribute to her coming battles. Combined with her wooden spear, Kino should now be able to duel wield. She hasn't fought anyone yet, but should be well prepared for the inevitability of a battle.

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Lou Bega was just chilling trying to write a song, when out of nowhere, up comes Uncle Ted behind him. Now, Ted isn't a violent man in the arena, so he's being a better person. He didn't intend to scare or hurt Lou, but he still ran away. Ted is sad.

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Bernie for no reason at all has not been allowed in the larger group of five that is hunting. Perhaps they're looking for him? Meanwhile, Dolly is potentially looking for flowers in order to make a new album cover.

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Surprisingly, the theorist is choosing to help Jack. Perhaps he didn't tell her that he's from California. Meanwhile, Buff Bill is getting food, but he's still stressed out.

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On 8/2/2021 at 4:23 AM, Rezi said:

It is the dawn of the second day...

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Both President Reagan and Sir Nigel Thornberry are spending their time in the wilderness working on survival. Nigel is fishing for food so he can stay alive, using his life experience, while Reagan plans to use his shack to secede from The Arena and live there without having to pay taxes.

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It seems that District Hestia has finally met up to take their skills to the hunt, while they've been joined by girlboss Carly, Actor Reagan, and Obi-Wan, who I'm guessing they thought was actually Jesus. The five of them should have many common enemies who they're willing to take out. Unfortunately, when five of the fifteen remaining contestants are hunting together, they aren't very likely to find anyone.

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Again, it seems that despite Makoto's natural powers, she's still willing to take any weapons she can take to contribute to her coming battles. Combined with her wooden spear, Kino should now be able to duel wield. She hasn't fought anyone yet, but should be well prepared for the inevitability of a battle.

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Lou Bega was just chilling trying to write a song, when out of nowhere, up comes Uncle Ted behind him. Now, Ted isn't a violent man in the arena, so he's being a better person. He didn't intend to scare or hurt Lou, but he still ran away. Ted is sad.

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Bernie for no reason at all has not been allowed in the larger group of five that is hunting. Perhaps they're looking for him? Meanwhile, Dolly is potentially looking for flowers in order to make a new album cover.

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Surprisingly, the theorist is choosing to help Jack. Perhaps he didn't tell her that he's from California. Meanwhile, Buff Bill is getting food, but he's still stressed out.

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The Sun goes down, dusk settles, and the second night begins...

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Even the wisest of Jedi can see their spirits fall in the most dire of situations... Obi-Wan can barely believe that he's ended up in this situation, and having killed Kevin O'Leary brutally and offensively has taken a hit to his mind. Meanwhile, Senator Sanders is working hard to make sure that everyone hears his stump speeches, but at the end of it, Parton actually seems to have listened. And so he leaves her for another day.

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When Amy fell asleep, she was at first having a normal dream, sitting next to her husband, having a discussion. But then, when she turned to face him, it was not her husband, for it was Pete Buttigieg the whole time! This awakens her with fear and anger, the thoughts of having to look at him, the thoughts of Iowa, and 'High Hopes' blasting. Makoto, however, is a far better soul than The Klob, and when she sees President Reagan wounded, she of course springs to the rescue, and helps patch him up. 

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And while all that is going on, Actor Reagan is sitting down, humming "Their Hearts Were Full of Spring" by The Beach Boys.

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So much for a redemption arc from Uncle Ted. When he saw the wealthy, well-dressed millionaire in his sights, he just couldn't help but go full ballistic.  I know some would like to hear the details but I'd rather not, it might be the most gruesome we've seen so far. Alas, though, it was the end for Girlboss Carly.

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Finally, things are starting to look up for the theorist! It seems that Q might actually be on her side after all. The young Clinton, though, does not have anyone on his side. You'd think that he would have learned how to start a fire before going out here, but poor old Bill was not able.

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The fight between the youthful Bega and the elderly Harkin was not as clear cut as you would have thought. With the childhood of his, Harkin could certainly hold his own and is tougher than most out there. Out of respect, Bega would leave him be, as Lou returned to the woods to train more.

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Nigel's vast wilderness experience enabled him to find the perfect place to sleep for the night, and he did far better than Marianne, anyways. Jack was dreaming of being from the east coast, and this was just too much for him to handle.

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Harkin searches for higher ground, as it's a foreign concept to him, having lived in Iowa his whole life, while Jack looks also looks for something foreign to him, as he's only ever drank free-refill sodas.

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The Reagan bros have a goofy time, the two stooges if you will. Actor Reagan hurts himself, just dancing and singing arond, while President Reagan makes a spear because he heard that someone in the forest has access to marijuana and he wants to save them from its evil influence by using the spear to force them into a cell.

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The ghost of socialism past must have appeared before Sanders in the middle of the day. Perhaps it isn't too long before he finally snaps? He already killed Jong-Un, perhaps he will renounce his socialist ways.

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After hearing of Carly's demise, Dolly Parton decides that this arena needs a new girlboss, and inserts her influence by immediately taking out one of the most powerful contestants.

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Ted has once again decided to get along with fellow humans for the time-being in a group of misfits, while Nigel continues to just survive in nature, completely ignoring the fact that there's a life-or-death competition going on around him.

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Lou Bega is getting a little bit of boom-boom in his life, while Klobuchar is practicing her archery. Really all she needs to do is pretend she's shooting at Pete Buttigieg.

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Post-Day 3 status. 13 contestants remain, only District Cen, District SeanEugene, District Hestia, and District Reagan still have all contestants alive, while Districts WVProgressive, Blood, and Pringles have spilled all the blood they have.

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