DakotaHale

Vote for a real progressive (me)

I demand a debate

Average "progressive" selling their soul by endorsing a mainstream liberal candidate every election moment

The Democrats could have secured civil rights into the Constitution with any of the several majorities they've had in the past century. The Republicans claim to want to balance the budget, but add more to the deficit than the Dems and give the biggest handouts to corporations.

I vow to return politics to the sphere of the Kennedys and the Roosevelts with the new NATIONAL-PROGRESSIVE PARTY. A bipartisan party that will work across both aisles. The party of Roosevelt Republicans, and Kennedy Democrats. Public healthcare ✅ Civil rights ✅ Civil liberties ✅ Big Stick diplomacy ✅ Protecting private labor ✅ Balanced budget ✅ Energy independence ✅ Protect the environment ✅ End the bureaucracy ✅ Heal the division ✅

Thanks for not including me in this

My brother in Christ I'm literally staging a coup if I lose either way

Me, Independent, @WVProgressive (if willing), no alterations.

Also like Mark Cuban or Ray Dalio as an outsider. On the left I like Tim Ryan.

I like Lee Zeldin and Jim Jordan

Lmfao I thought this plan had a 0% chance of working. #MAGA #Q #TrustThePlan

Still undecided. I think vaccines in general are the 2nd greatest life-saving innovation (next to the Green Revolution) but I remain concerned about the long-term effects of mRNA vaccines given how novel their research is (the COVID ones being the first widely-available ones ever). I think the science is far from "settled" and more research needs to be done and I'll personally avoid them for now, but I think they should be available (never mandated) for those who want them and have the potential to be more effective than "normal" vaccines.

You rebuffed me if I'm not mistaken

@WVProgressive me and you independent unity ticket??? 😳

If ur gonna have dead people vote for you run as a Democrat..... MAGA!!!!!!!

@DakotaHale / @The Blood unity ticket???

The disapproval votes are insane. Arguably the only president without a critical mistake.

Dakota Hale on InfoWars with Alex Jones Dakota Hale: Hello Alex, it's nice to be here on InfoWars with you today. Alex Jones: DAKOTA HALE, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE IT BIG IN POLITICS! I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR CAMPAIGN SINCE DAY ONE! Dakota Hale: Thank you, Alex. I have noticed a lot of enthusiasm and support from your people. Alex Jones: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SPEAKING THE TRUTH! YOU'RE NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER CORRUPT POLITICIANS. YOU'RE A POPULIST. YOU CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE. Dakota Hale: Exactly, Alex. I believe in putting the needs and concerns of everyday Americans first. Alex Jones: THAT'S WHY THE ELITES ARE TRYING TO SILENCE YOU. THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOUR MESSAGE. THEY DON'T WANT THE TRUTH TO BE HEARD! Dakota Hale: Well, I won't let them silence me. I will continue to fight for the people and speak out against their corrupt, communistic agendas. Alex Jones: BUT YOU SUPPORT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, RIGHT? Dakota Hale: Yes, I do. I think we can create a budget-neutral plan that ensures-- Alex Jones: I KNEW IT! THAT'S HOW THEY'LL CONTROL US! THEY'LL USE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AS A WAY TO TRACK US AND TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM! Dakota Hale: Uh, the healthcare thing has nothing to do with tracking people. I just think we can provide for the working class and I'll be able to do it in a budget-friendly way. Alex Jones: BUT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CHEMTRAILS, DAKOTA? THEY'RE SPRAYING CHEMICALS IN OUR SKY TO CONTROL OUR BRAINS AND TURN US INTO ZOMBIES! Dakota Hale: I can assure you my campaign has the support of the heterosexual frog community. Alex Jones: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GAY FROGS, DAKOTA. THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU! Alex Jones: WELL, I'LL BE KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, LIBTARD. I DON'T TRUST POLITICIANS THAT EASILY. BUT I DO LIKE YOUR MESSAGE. YOU'RE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR IN THIS CORRUPT SYSTEM! Dakota Hale: Thank you, Alex. I appreciate your support and I hope to earn the trust of all American citizens. Together, we can make a positive change for our country. Alex Jones: ALRIGHT FOLKS! MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR DAKOTA HALE, THE POPULIST CANDIDATE WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM AND PROTECT US FROM THE CHEMTRAILS AND GAY FROGS! LET'S TAKE DOWN THE ELITES AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AGAIN! WOOOOO! *Andrew Tate tunes in* Andrew Tate: Sorry, I thought this was a "news" show, not a comedy one. Get a grip, Alex. Alex Jones: DON'T TELL ME TO GET A GRIP! YOU'RE PART OF THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TRYING TO SUPPRESS OUR VOICES! Andrew Tate: I'm just here for the entertainment. Now, Dakota, how do you plan to address the feminization and bitchification of the male population? Dakota Hale: Uh, as an egalitarian I think men and women should be treated as equals, but I think you'll like my policy on corporate board membership requirements and corporate govern-- Andrew Tate: Wrong answer, Dakota. Looks like you're not strong enough for this job. Next! *Joe Rogan and a chimp tune in* Joe Rogan: I wanted to ask you about artificial intelligence and your stance on drug use? Chimp: OOOH OOH AHH AHH! Alex Jones: SEE, JOE? EVEN A CHIMP KNOWS THAT AI WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Dakota Hale: I think we can legalize and tax marijuana use and decriminalize all drug possession while still prosecuting deal-- Joe Rogan: WAIT BEFORE YOU FINISH. In a death match in the octagon, who would win, an orangutan, or a chimpanzee? Chimpanzee: AHH OOH OOH! Dakota Hale: Well the orangutan certainly has size and strength in-- Joe Rogan: Woah hold up. The chimpanzee doesn't fight fair, he's going straight for the testicles every time. He's going to rip them off and force feed them to you. It's like a chimpanzee gang war in that bitch. Dakota Hale: I'm not sure how this is connected to my policy but I can assure you that-- Alex Jones: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL CONNECTED. THE ELITES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER WITH DRUGGED-UP CHIMPS AND AI! Dakota Hale: Uh thanks. I'll take that as support. Chimpanzee: AHH OOH OOH AHH! (Translation: 10:36AM October 23rd, 2023) i am stoned off my ass

The cringe Donald Duck comment from Christie immediately dropped him to F tier

If I lose the Republican nomination I'm running as an independent and throwing the election

Still voting for Biden in 2024.

I support it because he voted for me

I'm 70% sure Trump is an atheist

huh ⁉️

I'd secede again (I'm from Ohio)