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[Rezi]

6 minutes ago, Patine said:

A mentality that is, among so very many others, one of the failings of Capitalism, and why it is just as psychologically, socially, and morally unhealthy, ruinous, and bankrupt, in it's own way, as Communism.

That just makes you a beta cuck

[MrPotatoTed]

By nature, I’m an introvert and coldly logical.  But my theater background, communications degrees, and almost 20 years as a professional spokesman have made me skilled at pretending to be extroverted and appeal to emotions as needed.

 

As for humor, I’m a huge fan of absurdist humor — much to my wife’s chagrin. Ha.

[vcczar]

I remember there was one bad year in which I laughed so infrequently that it actually hurt to laugh on the five or so occasions that I did. 

[MrPotatoTed]

1 hour ago, Patine said:

A mentality that is, among so very many others, one of the failings of Capitalism, and why it is just as psychologically, socially, and morally unhealthy, ruinous, and bankrupt, in it's own way, as Communism.

As somebody who impregnated his wife just weeks after going from very poor to comfortably rich: this is the way to do it.

”women first and money later” leads to no money and the women leave for the guy with money. Haha.

 

Women be expensive, ya’ll.

[Pringles]

48 minutes ago, Patine said:

More unhealthy, dehumanizing, socially destructive views inspired by Capitalism. Greek letter roles within genders ONLY apply to lupine and canine behavior - ANYONE who thinks they apply to human social dynamics is a pretentious dick, frankly. A cuck is specifically the spouse of someone who commits adultery - the term has no deeper or broader meaning, and does not take into account, at all, the context of why such infidelity has occured in the term itself. You need to GROW UP and stop buying into this superficial bullshit - and reclaim your humanity, which many posts you've made show is on a precipice of falling to a dark place, even if not there yet...

I laughed hard at this response

[Pringles]

8 minutes ago, Patine said:

That response reflects poorly on you, and shows how deeply owned by the Machine you are...

Jokes on you, I am the machine. 666 Illuminati confirmed 

[The Blood]

1 hour ago, Patine said:

More unhealthy, dehumanizing, socially destructive views inspired by Capitalism. Greek letter roles within genders ONLY apply to lupine and canine behavior - ANYONE who thinks they apply to human social dynamics is a pretentious dick, frankly. A cuck is specifically the spouse of someone who commits adultery - the term has no deeper or broader meaning, and does not take into account, at all, the context of why such infidelity has occured in the term itself. You need to GROW UP and stop buying into this superficial bullshit - and reclaim your humanity, which many posts you've made show is on a precipice of falling to a dark place, even if not there yet...

That's a really omega mindset, Patine.

[The Blood]

1 minute ago, Patine said:

Fortunately, I'm not some mangy mutt, so the term is irrelevant and pointless. In fact, it bespeaks poorly of your grasp of context as to why you'd even utter it.

Oh, sweet Summer child. The powers that be are at work. The elites, working at their table, from Bezos, to Gates, to Soros, led by our resident @Pringlesof course, guiding the social hierarchy of Man while you laugh on...

[Pringles]

3 minutes ago, Patine said:

Fortunately, I'm not some mangy mutt, so the term is irrelevant and pointless. In fact, it bespeaks poorly of your grasp of context as to why you'd even utter it.

I'll tell you what we need a better grasp of.

Mambo number 5. 

Or wait, chocolate chocolate chip ice cream?

Uhhh. Let my sister I mean wife Jill Biden fill ya in on the deets corn pop

[Kitten]

3 minutes ago, Pringles said:

I'll tell you what we need a better grasp of.

Mambo number 5. 

Or wait, chocolate chocolate chip ice cream?

Uhhh. Let my sister I mean wife Jill Biden fill ya in on the deets corn pop

Ladies and gentlemen, this is mambo no 5

[Kitten]

36 minutes ago, Pringles said:

Jokes on you, I am the machine. 666 Illuminati confirmed 

I got I am the senate vibes lol

[Pringles]

1 minute ago, Patine said:

 

 

And right here, in front of me, made manifest in posts that epitomize the problems at hand, are three samples of the irrefutable evidence of how humanity is doomed... 😞

Hate to break it to ya. But we've been doomed since we began.

Game was rigged from the start.

- Benny, Fallout: New Vegas 

[The Blood]

Just now, Patine said:

 

 

And right here, in front of me, made manifest in posts that epitomize the problems at hand, are three samples of the irrefutable evidence of how humanity is doomed... 😞

Hey, Patine, just relax. It's just light-hearted fun, people throwing around jokes online isn't a sign of Humanity's decay. It's fine to bring some humor into things, and you promote these responses by reacting so harshly to even the slightest hints of modern comedy or jokes directed towards you. And of course, only Pringles' New World Order will bring Humanity's downfall.

[Kitten]

17 minutes ago, Patine said:

 

 

And right here, in front of me, made manifest in posts that epitomize the problems at hand, are three samples of the irrefutable evidence of how humanity is doomed... 😞

That's rude.

[Dobs]

19 minutes ago, Patine said:

 

 

And right here, in front of me, made manifest in posts that epitomize the problems at hand, are three samples of the irrefutable evidence of how humanity is doomed... 😞

Reasons humanity is doomed (According to Patine) [Real!]

1. Mambo Number 5

2. Lou Bega

3. Prongle

4. Choka Choka Chip Ice Cream

(Mambo Number) 5. Mambo Number 5

6. Jill Biden

7. Corn Pop (Lou Bega)

8. Rita

[Pringles]

3 minutes ago, Dobs said:

Reasons humanity is doomed (According to Patine) [Real!]

1. Mambo Number 5

2. Lou Bega

3. Prongle

4. Choka Choka Chip Ice Cream

(Mambo Number) 5. Mambo Number 5

6. Jill Biden

7. Corn Pop (Lou Bega)

8. Rita

You forgot George W. Bush

[Dobs]

1 minute ago, Pringles said:

You forgot George W. Bush

Who is actually also Lou Bega in disguise.

[pilight]

re: Mathematics

My significant other is into heavy math as part of her job.  She recommended I read Love and Math: The Heart of Hidden Reality by Edward Frenkel, one of her favorite books.  I managed to get through it but the math portion was beyond me.

[Kitten]

12 minutes ago, Dobs said:

Reasons humanity is doomed (According to Patine) [Real!]

1. Mambo Number 5

2. Lou Bega

3. Prongle

4. Choka Choka Chip Ice Cream

(Mambo Number) 5. Mambo Number 5

6. Jill Biden

7. Corn Pop (Lou Bega)

8. Rita

Don't forget the duoploy 

[Kitten]

3 minutes ago, Patine said:

@Dobs @Kitten @Pringles @The Blood I'm logging for a few hours. Hopefully, when I return, whatever you all have been smoking has it's effects subside, and you'll be capable of behaving like rational, mature, sensible adults. Good-bye, for now...

I don't smoke buddy. Nor do I drink lol. Straight edge life for me.

[Rezi]

6 minutes ago, Patine said:

@Dobs @Kitten @Pringles @The Blood I'm logging for a few hours. Hopefully, when I return, whatever you all have been smoking has it's effects subside, and you'll be capable of behaving like rational, mature, sensible adults. Good-bye, for now...

Out of all the people you neglect to tag, it's the one who does partake in such activities.

[Kitten]

1 minute ago, Rezi said:

Out of all the people you neglect to tag, it's the one who does partake in such activities.

I am seething! 

[The Blood]

5 minutes ago, Patine said:

@Dobs @Kitten @Pringles @The Blood I'm logging for a few hours. Hopefully, when I return, whatever you all have been smoking has it's effects subside, and you'll be capable of behaving like rational, mature, sensible adults. Good-bye, for now...

If you want to see immaturity, please look at your own posts on this thread. I want the best for you, Patine, and I hope when you log back in you can recognize that your actions are the irrational, immature, and unsensible behavior here, and that you promote and feed into this vicious cycle of people making jokes at your expense by reacting so harshly. You are becoming furious over simple comedy, ironic uses of Greek letters referring to an incorrect description of the Male social hierarchy, and running jokes which you are responsible for because of your hostile behavior. If you want to have a healthy presence on the forum, have some introspection, look at yourself and how you create situations where people are laughing about Lou Bega while you log off and shame us. That's how you can become a better presence here, and it's how the forum improves. 

[MrPotatoTed]

2 hours ago, Patine said:

This is incorrect. Corporate marketing and advertising schemes and monetizing (and dehumanizing) senses of self-worth promoted therein train women to demand monetary gratification from a potential partner and train men to view having the ability to provide it as, "validating his manhood." Both ideals are not only dehumanizing and unnatural, but socially ruinous and psychologically unhealthy. I stand vindicated in my above views.

You agreed that it happens while telling me I was incorrect.

I'm married.  I'm speaking from experience here.  ;c)

[MrPotatoTed]

Having caught up with the rest of the posts here, I think it's fair to say the sexual tension in this thread is off the charts.

The "Will they or won't they" dynamic between Kitten and Patine is palpable.