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18 hours ago, Blockmon said:

not an action but an unofficial response to Josh as Manchin,
" I will respectfully request you support my current ticket, you understand that corrupt democrat bosses will not allow me to be able to run in primaries similar to what they did to bernie in 16. But if you ever want to be vp, the offer is there."

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RFK Jr. will seek Rep.Gottheimer endorsement,claiming that he is a pure Democrat alternative to Biden unlike spoiler Manchin.

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1 hour ago, theFreezerFlame said:

Oh, and Scalise is Speaker because McCarthy was hurt by the actions of Christie and Ramaswamy.

To be FAIR, Christie didn't technically tell them to support McCarthy. He told them to just stay united and not fracture, which could've easily meant "just find an alternative everyone likes and stop being morons."

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ACTION 1

Mayor Eric Adams sits in his office in a contemplative trance. He is the king. He is the superbeing, the alpha dog with the Big Apple as his bitch. He sees what all those Washington phonies and progressive losers can't. He has decoded reality itself, and now, it's time for him to seize it all. For years, the Democratic Party has been infested by limp-wristed white liberals and wackjob leftists. The Biden Administration has let inflation run loose, migrants invade the border, and crime destroy city after city. Enough is enough, and Eric knows this is his moment to save America. But he won't hold some pompous campaign announcement, no. He is the mayor of the greatest city on earth, if not in the universe, and he will flex his muscles with tangible action as he begins his march to the Presidency. Eric stands up, looking outside a window over his city. He is the king, and it's time for New York, and then America, to kneel. 

 

New York City Announces "No Quarter" Policy for Migrants, Mayor Adams Says it's "Them or Us"

In shocking news out of New York City, Mayor Eric Adams has announced that the city has "had enough," and will be shutting down homeless shelters and other services for the influx of migrants entering the city. In his announcement, the recently declared Presidential candidate proclaimed that the migrant crisis poses an "existential threat" to NYC, and that "whether you're from Venezuela, Cuba, or God-knows-where, you cannot come to our city expecting a free lunch! We will not serve you!" Additionally, Mayor Adams took aim at the Biden Administration in his statement, blaming the President for his "open borders" policy, and promising once elected President to "save our country from being overrun, because, frankly, it is them or us!" 106923930-1628515793717-gettyimages-1234059643-AFP_9FE22P.jpg.a629d8d4cd62416199daf832a4952f24.jpg

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Eric stares down at old photographs from his time in the NYPD, meditating on days long past. Back then, he showed everyone what's what. Whether they were a thug on the street, or a white bigot on the force, Eric proved to everyone what an industrious black man like himself could do on behalf of law and order. And now, Adams shakes his head thinking about the state of crime across the nation. Biden, that geriatric, dinosaur fuck, strung around by his handlers, has let crime overrun the country, with every city infested by drugs, theft, and violence, and with migrants flooding across the border knowing they can make a living in the States terrorizing God-honest Americans. Meanwhile, the Republicans are no better, salivating at their chance to beat black boys and pardon every Derek Chauvin they can once they take power. Eric knows that he alone can fix this, and he understands just the people he'll need on his side to prove who the law-and-order candidate is in this race. Throwing the old photos back in his desk, Mayor Adams picks up his phone and dials for Nashville.

 

Eric Adams Attends Dinner with Fraternal Order of Police President, Likely Seeking Endorsement

Today, New York City mayor Eric Adams flew to Nashville, Tennessee, for dinner with the Fraternal Order of Police president, Patrick Yoes. The meeting is likely part of the Adams' campaign's early focus on crime, criticizing the Biden Administration for a "betrayal of black communities" amid rising crime nationwide. Likely leveraging his history as an NYPD officer and his tough crime stance, Mayor Adams may yet win the FOP endorsement, a steal from the GOP, which at the onset of the campaign may have expected this endorsement for their eventual nominee. After dinner, Adams' only comment to the media was that "it's time for you criminals out there to get straightened out, because my administration will be coming after you with fire and with fury." eric-adams-police-captain.jpeg.ce1c22e5485affb7a8289f84185ab7fe.jpeg

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1. Biden will attend the 10th North American Leaders' Summit in Mexico City. Side by side with President Obrador, and Prime Minister Trudeau, Biden will focus his attention on meeting with AMLO. The two will discuss ways the two countries can work together to solve issues like corruption, illegal immigration, and the rise of the drug cartels in Mexico. Biden will also meet with Trudeau to discuss ways Canada, and America can further integrate their economies, but not to extent that he does with AMLO.

2. To celebrate Martin Luther King Day, Biden and his team will spend the weekend visiting black churches in North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia, finishing it off on MLK day proper with a speech on voting rights graciously hosted by the Ebenezer Baptist Church where he will be joined by Senator Warnock.

3. President Biden, and Vice President Harris will meet with Governor Gavin Newsome to survey the damage caused by the recent flooding in the region, and meet both those affected by the flooding, and assisting in the relief efforts. Afterwards Biden will give a speech about the recovery, and the importance of curbing climate change to prevent future extreme weather events in the future at Seacliff State Park.

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1. Before Forida's legislative session kicks off in March, DeSantis will meet with as many State Senators, and State Reps as possible in January. He hopes that a strong policy session will give him a solid boost in the early primary season.

2. Ron DeSantis will meet with Cuban-American voters in Miami, hearing stories of the horrific oppression in Cuba, and giving a speech calling for a tougher stance against Socialism both at home, and abroad against countries like Cuba, China, and Venezuela.

3. Finally, DeSantis will meet with Republican doners looking for a conservative alternative to Trump. He promises that he will 'Combine the best of Trump with the respectability of Ronald Reagan'.

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ACTION 3:

Eric Adams slouches onto his couch and turns on his favorite TV channel, Fox News, tuning in just as Jesse Watters' program starts. "Bidenflation is out of control!" exclaims Jesse, blaming runaway spending and money printing by Democrats for the wave of inflation which has wrecked the American economy. After a few minutes, Adams clicks the TV off. He knows Fox is right that inflation is devastating America, but no, Eric understands that slashing spending is only an excuse by conservatives to starve out black communities. Only he perceives the true solution to the inflation issue, and he's determined to take to the bully pulpit and champion this solution. The mayor launches himself off the couch and prepares for the coming fight. 

 

New York City Mayor Eric Adams Promises to "End Inflation" as President, Pledges Return to Gold Standard

In a surprise announcement by New York City mayor Eric Adams, the Biden 2024 challenger unveiled his plan to "kill inflation once and for all" by "tearing down the speculation and fraud of fiat money," promising to revive the long-dead gold standard as the peg for the US Dollar's value. "What they don't want you to know, and by 'they,' I mean the phonies in the White House, is that the gold standard was removed under a Republican, Richard Nixon. Fiat currency is a GOP policy to defraud the American people and drive-up their grocery bill, and I will correct this failure on day one of my administration! Under the gold standard, we can end inflation once and for all, and we can bring costs down for working-class Americans. The Biden Administration will ignore this simple solution to black and brown families' struggle, because they do not care about you. But I do, and as President, I will not allow Nixon's blunder to continue any longer." The move, placing Adams in the same camp as Ron Paul, is sure to create a stir in the Democratic primary race, with its consequences yet to be seen.1-kg-gold-bar-1(1).png.5340a5d6f15ab4c6145ae5e85f28505c.png

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  1. Doug Burgum will hold his inaugural campaign rally in the city of Ambrose (population 17) in North Dakota. He personally promises the entire population of the town that he will use capitalism to bring them all out of poverty, and then he'll increase the female median income from $8,750 to a booming $10,000! He personally announces his plan to privatize all of North Dakota's roads, and tells Mayor Tabitha Jozwiak that for the first time ever, her town is going to have paved roads, because he is going to found the first private road company in the state, Burgum Enterprises!
  2. Doug Burgum requests an endorsement from Bill Gates.
  3. Doug Burgum releases his campaign website. The introductory section will entirely be about Doug's opinion on all 27 amendments to the constitution, but the section on the 10th amendment will be larger than any of the others.
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ACTION 2: Chris Christie announces his campaign at a town hall event in Manchester, New Hampshire attacking Trump for his actions on Jan 6 and other general criminal behavior afterwards, calling him "unfit to be president".

ACTION 3: Chris Christie meets with Chris Sununu to talk with him about the future of the Republican Party and making his case for a potential endorsement, arguing that the party needs to abandon Trump and that he is the only one who is really anti-Trump in this party.

 

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RFK Jr. Events

1.RFK Jr. will sit down with CNN for an interview trying to establish himself as the populist Biden alternative and his campaign as a good thing for the Democratic party.He will also try to deny himself being "anti-vaxxer" insisting on "vaccine skeptic" label.

2.RFK Jr. will hold a speech at JFK Presidential Library, emphasizing his family history and trying to link his policies with those of his father and uncle.

Trump Events

1.Trump will hold MAGA rally in Iowa

2.Trump will issue a statement calling for impeachment of Pres.Biden and arrest of his son Hunter Biden.

3.Trump will seek an endorsement from IA Gov Kim Reynolds

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JOE:
1. Mock RFK for his candidacy only for profits and name recognition instead of helping the country.
2. Host a rally in West Virginia detailing the need for a middle person between the two giant parties, how Joe will fix Washington and get ridden of extremism
3. speak to Gottheimer and rest of Problem Solving Caucus and assure them that I won't be a spoiler candidacy and that I am just a third option for Centrist and people that are tired of the two party system.
Vivek:
1. go to Iowa and conduct a protectionist speech
2. Host a massive rally in my home state to promote ideas that are supported by Trump and how I am Trump but better with real implementable ideas
3. Seek endorsement from MJG

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1. Tim Scott announces his campaign at the church that was the site of the Charleston shooting, highlighting the pain and suffering wrought by this senseless act of violence and casting himself as the Christian candidate that seeks to unite a divided country

2. He will hold a rally in Cedar Rapids, IA

3. He will seek the endorsement of fellow Senator Joni Ernst

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8 hours ago, theFreezerFlame said:

@Helios112263 where is Action 1?

@ShortKing @Willthescout7 waiting for you two.

Does what he say about Congress not count as an action?

If not then his announcement will be Action 1, Sununu meeting will be Action 2, and then Action 3 will be making a speech criticizing Ron DeSantis for lack of REAL governing experience, saying "DeSantis has gotten everything he wants rubber stamped by a Republican-controlled legislature. He doesn't know a thing about working with people you disagree to actually get things done".

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