2024 Forum Election Primary

[Edouard]

@WVProgressive you are totally responsible of RPing)

 

Jake Tapper : This evening we welcome the third candidate in the voting intentions for the nomination of the Democratic Party, Edouard! Edward, good evening.

Edouard : Good evening Jake.

Jake Tapper : Why are you in the race for the Democratic primary?

Edouard : I think that we Democratic Party has a lot of qualities and abilities, but let's also say it, from different ideological branches.

Me and Hestia belong to a democratic party that can take back states considered lost, Vcczar Orange and Blood feel the Bern at some ways, Rezi is undoubtedly the bridge between me and Hestia as well as our bernies bros, 10centjimmy represents the necessary internationalism to the Democratic Party while Blockmon represents what I would call the base of the "Nader" vote which cost us the presidential election in 2000. Wvprogressive in fact represents the Democrats in West Virginia that we lost as well as those in many southern states. The Democratic Party therefore has all its diversity, but we must see which of these branches has the most to bring to the country. 

Jake Tapper : And you think its you.

Edouard : Well, I would probably say the same for Hestia, but for what concerns my platform I do consider that I am the best democratic candidate for two main reasons.

It's not true to say that we're going to take back Florida, North Carolina and Texas without having an absolutely clear message about the dictator that is Maduro, about a greater incentive for the Castro regime to apologise and become a democracy, about a fair fiscal compromise and a message of authority that will not only bring back the older vote but will also make lost states reachable at a stroke. I think that my message of leadership on security and immigration is one that the Democratic Party needs to embrace in order to become competitive again with an electorate that it has lost, just as it is important to have an aggressive monetary policy against inflation. These issues, I guarantee you, if treated seriously, could even make the Democrats competitive again in rural areas without us having to abandon the fundamentals of our party, i.e. societal liberalism and internationalism.

The second point, however, and this is where my platform really stands out, is that I'm practically the only one, apart from Hestia, to clearly defend AND a solution to gerrymandering, AND a solution to the colonisation of one of the three powers.

This country will not heal unless a national commission is put in place that forces all states at the same time to stop creating bad constituencies. Why would you do that if the neighboring state doesn't follow the rules? In our current system, a state that respects equal voting is a naive, candid state, I want its example imposed and that will only benefit all Americans without disadvantaging any one party.

The Supreme Court is undoubtedly the biggest issue, we have become accustomed to sending our blue and red representatives to the Court. We only have the decency to replace Democrat with Liberal and Republican with Conservative when referring to them, because to endorse their political labels would end up affirming that the Supreme Court is a third chamber of Congress, with less regular and much more opportunistic elections.

That's without mentioning the federal judges, who are just as much appointed for party political purposes rather than to enforce the law. They can and most of the time they simply enforce the law, but they are not appointed for doing so. It's time to depoliticise the appointment of judges in this country as much as possible. My candidacy is a bold one that seeks to heal the United States of America of the greatest division that is eating away at its very core.

Jake Tapper : Do you remain hopefull for 2024?

Edouard : I am proud that we are 20% of the party according to polls, I will keep pushing to reduce national internal divisions.

[DakotaHale]

If I lose the Republican nomination I'm running as an independent and throwing the election

[DakotaHale]

13 hours ago, Edouard said:

@WVProgressive you are totally responsible of RPing)

 

Jake Tapper : This evening we welcome the third candidate in the voting intentions for the nomination of the Democratic Party, Edouard! Edward, good evening.

Edouard : Good evening Jake.

Jake Tapper : Why are you in the race for the Democratic primary?

Edouard : I think that we Democratic Party has a lot of qualities and abilities, but let's also say it, from different ideological branches.

Me and Hestia belong to a democratic party that can take back states considered lost, Vcczar Orange and Blood feel the Bern at some ways, Rezi is undoubtedly the bridge between me and Hestia as well as our bernies bros, 10centjimmy represents the necessary internationalism to the Democratic Party while Blockmon represents what I would call the base of the "Nader" vote which cost us the presidential election in 2000. Wvprogressive in fact represents the Democrats in West Virginia that we lost as well as those in many southern states. The Democratic Party therefore has all its diversity, but we must see which of these branches has the most to bring to the country. 

Jake Tapper : And you think its you.

Edouard : Well, I would probably say the same for Hestia, but for what concerns my platform I do consider that I am the best democratic candidate for two main reasons.

It's not true to say that we're going to take back Florida, North Carolina and Texas without having an absolutely clear message about the dictator that is Maduro, about a greater incentive for the Castro regime to apologise and become a democracy, about a fair fiscal compromise and a message of authority that will not only bring back the older vote but will also make lost states reachable at a stroke. I think that my message of leadership on security and immigration is one that the Democratic Party needs to embrace in order to become competitive again with an electorate that it has lost, just as it is important to have an aggressive monetary policy against inflation. These issues, I guarantee you, if treated seriously, could even make the Democrats competitive again in rural areas without us having to abandon the fundamentals of our party, i.e. societal liberalism and internationalism.

The second point, however, and this is where my platform really stands out, is that I'm practically the only one, apart from Hestia, to clearly defend AND a solution to gerrymandering, AND a solution to the colonisation of one of the three powers.

This country will not heal unless a national commission is put in place that forces all states at the same time to stop creating bad constituencies. Why would you do that if the neighboring state doesn't follow the rules? In our current system, a state that respects equal voting is a naive, candid state, I want its example imposed and that will only benefit all Americans without disadvantaging any one party.

The Supreme Court is undoubtedly the biggest issue, we have become accustomed to sending our blue and red representatives to the Court. We only have the decency to replace Democrat with Liberal and Republican with Conservative when referring to them, because to endorse their political labels would end up affirming that the Supreme Court is a third chamber of Congress, with less regular and much more opportunistic elections.

That's without mentioning the federal judges, who are just as much appointed for party political purposes rather than to enforce the law. They can and most of the time they simply enforce the law, but they are not appointed for doing so. It's time to depoliticise the appointment of judges in this country as much as possible. My candidacy is a bold one that seeks to heal the United States of America of the greatest division that is eating away at its very core.

Jake Tapper : Do you remain hopefull for 2024?

Edouard : I am proud that we are 20% of the party according to polls, I will keep pushing to reduce national internal divisions.

Dakota Hale on InfoWars with Alex Jones

Dakota Hale: Hello Alex, it's nice to be here on InfoWars with you today.

Alex Jones: DAKOTA HALE, THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPION! I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO MAKE IT BIG IN POLITICS! I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOUR CAMPAIGN SINCE DAY ONE!

Dakota Hale: Thank you, Alex. I have noticed a lot of enthusiasm and support from your people.

Alex Jones: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE SPEAKING THE TRUTH! YOU'RE NOT LIKE THOSE OTHER CORRUPT POLITICIANS. YOU'RE A POPULIST. YOU CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE.

Dakota Hale: Exactly, Alex. I believe in putting the needs and concerns of everyday Americans first.

Alex Jones: THAT'S WHY THE ELITES ARE TRYING TO SILENCE YOU. THEY'RE AFRAID OF YOUR MESSAGE. THEY DON'T WANT THE TRUTH TO BE HEARD!

Dakota Hale: Well, I won't let them silence me. I will continue to fight for the people and speak out against their corrupt, communistic agendas.

Alex Jones: BUT YOU SUPPORT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE, RIGHT?

Dakota Hale: Yes, I do. I think we can create a budget-neutral plan that ensures--

Alex Jones: I KNEW IT! THAT'S HOW THEY'LL CONTROL US! THEY'LL USE UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AS A WAY TO TRACK US AND TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM!

Dakota Hale: Uh, the healthcare thing has nothing to do with tracking people. I just think we can provide for the working class and I'll be able to do it in a budget-friendly way.

Alex Jones: BUT HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CHEMTRAILS, DAKOTA? THEY'RE SPRAYING CHEMICALS IN OUR SKY TO CONTROL OUR BRAINS AND TURN US INTO ZOMBIES!

Dakota Hale: I can assure you my campaign has the support of the heterosexual frog community.

Alex Jones: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE GAY FROGS, DAKOTA. THEY'RE REAL AND THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU!

Alex Jones: WELL, I'LL BE KEEPING MY EYE ON YOU, LIBTARD. I DON'T TRUST POLITICIANS THAT EASILY. BUT I DO LIKE YOUR MESSAGE. YOU'RE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR IN THIS CORRUPT SYSTEM!

Dakota Hale: Thank you, Alex. I appreciate your support and I hope to earn the trust of all American citizens. Together, we can make a positive change for our country.

Alex Jones: ALRIGHT FOLKS! MAKE SURE TO VOTE FOR DAKOTA HALE, THE POPULIST CANDIDATE WHO WILL FIGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM AND PROTECT US FROM THE CHEMTRAILS AND GAY FROGS! LET'S TAKE DOWN THE ELITES AND MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN AGAIN! WOOOOO!

*Andrew Tate tunes in*

Andrew Tate: Sorry, I thought this was a "news" show, not a comedy one. Get a grip, Alex.

Alex Jones: DON'T TELL ME TO GET A GRIP! YOU'RE PART OF THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA TRYING TO SUPPRESS OUR VOICES!

Andrew Tate: I'm just here for the entertainment. Now, Dakota, how do you plan to address the feminization and bitchification of the male population?

Dakota Hale: Uh, as an egalitarian I think men and women should be treated as equals, but I think you'll like my policy on corporate board membership requirements and corporate govern--

Andrew Tate: Wrong answer, Dakota. Looks like you're not strong enough for this job. Next!

*Joe Rogan and a chimp tune in*

Joe Rogan: I wanted to ask you about artificial intelligence and your stance on drug use?

Chimp: OOOH OOH AHH AHH!

Alex Jones: SEE, JOE? EVEN A CHIMP KNOWS THAT AI WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

Dakota Hale: I think we can legalize and tax marijuana use and decriminalize all drug possession while still prosecuting deal--

Joe Rogan: WAIT BEFORE YOU FINISH. In a death match in the octagon, who would win, an orangutan, or a chimpanzee?

Chimpanzee: AHH OOH OOH!

Dakota Hale: Well the orangutan certainly has size and strength in--

Joe Rogan: Woah hold up. The chimpanzee doesn't fight fair, he's going straight for the testicles every time. He's going to rip them off and force feed them to you. It's like a chimpanzee gang war in that bitch.

Dakota Hale: I'm not sure how this is connected to my policy but I can assure you that--

Alex Jones: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL CONNECTED. THE ELITES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER WITH DRUGGED-UP CHIMPS AND AI!

Dakota Hale: Uh thanks. I'll take that as support.

Chimpanzee: AHH OOH OOH AHH! (Translation: 10:36AM October 23rd, 2023)

i am stoned off my ass

[Edouard]

Edouard who gained supports, becoming second ex aequo in the democratic primary commented on Dakota Hale interview "It's difficult to be a libertarian in the conservative area nowadays. I hope he doesn't get endorsed by Ben Shapiro or Matt Walsh, as for me, I am too far from being endorsed by the Young Turks."

Edouard also saluted the sudden rise of Prongle as leader of the Republican primary, and for saluting his own rise in the polls unleashed some friendly memes on his competitors.

Edited October 1, 2023 by Edouard

[The Blood]

Blood Responds to "Bernie Bro" Allegations, Slams "Frenchman" Ed

"Never in my life have I considered myself a devoted follower of Bernie Sanders. I support and like much of his policy program, but no, I was never a Bernie Bro. Rather, I was much worse and more insufferable. I was Yang Gang. 

Let the Frenchman chew on that."

[Pius XIII]

Democratic Primary:

 

[Pius XIII]

Republican Primary:

[The Blood]

Hold strong Bloodnation, victory is near...

[Edouard]

Edouard replies by inviting Blood to find a compromise by eating together some good "freedom fries" in Capitol D.C.

"I can't exclude some Cajun fries but we will try to stick to the freedom ones" replied Edouard

Edouard also stands on the idea that Louisiana is not a lost territory for Democrats.

Commenting on Yang he replied "I will give Blood this point. Let's keep doing the MATHS but by remaining additions with distinctions. Our only way FORWARD is united."

He however teased in a final comment "We might have some orange juice with these freedom fries."

In reply to Maoist propaganda.

Edited October 1, 2023 by Edouard

[The Blood]

12 minutes ago, Edouard said:

Edouard replies by inviting Blood to find a compromise by eating together some good "freedom fries" in Capitol D.C.

 

I refuse to dine with a man who shook hands with Hitler himself. For shame!

[Edouard]

Edouard replied to this comment : "I didn't get my campaign funds from Stalin"

[The Blood]

1 minute ago, Edouard said:

Edouard replied to this comment : "I didn't get my campaign funds from Stalin"

My lawyers have instructed me not to comment on this photograph. 

[WVProgressive]

@themiddlepolitical You voted in both primaries, if you want your vote to be counted please tell me which one you’d rather participate in otherwise it’ll have to be thrown out.

[DakotaHale]

@DakotaHale / @The Blood unity ticket???

[OrangeP47]

1 minute ago, DakotaHale said:

@DakotaHale / @The Blood unity ticket???

I regret to inform you if you annex him I get promoted.

[The Blood]

6 minutes ago, DakotaHale said:

@DakotaHale / @The Blood unity ticket???

Much to consider...

But for now, frankly, we did win this primary, and any result otherwise from this point on is due to illegal ballot harvesting and French election interference. 

[Pringles]

@Edouard

I respect my friend from "Louisiana." However... we all know which candidate Uncle Sam is rooting for. A man who embodies the American spirit every, single, day. And subsequently, the only man who can take on the radical left in the General Election for the Republican nomination!

A man who is even endorsed by none other than the great: General George S. Patton. 

 

 

[DakotaHale]

5 minutes ago, Pringles said:

@Edouard

I respect my friend from "Louisiana." However... we all know which candidate Uncle Sam is rooting for. A man who embodies the American spirit every, single, day. And subsequently, the only man who can take on the radical left in the General Election for the Republican nomination!

A man who is even endorsed by none other than the great: General George S. Patton. 

 

 

If ur gonna have dead people vote for you run as a Democrat..... MAGA!!!!!!!

[WVProgressive]

On 9/28/2023 at 8:11 PM, Rezi said:

We should definitely have a runoff(s) at the end.

 

You got your wish.

Everyone please go here to vote in the runoff. If this runoff fails to produce a nominee, there will be a second runoff between this runoff's top two finishers.