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1. Matt Walsh holds a big rally in Des Moines where he rails against the Democratic party and their radical Marxist agenda and proclaims that Matt Walsh is the only candidate who will never compromise and never surrender on the cultural issues of our time. 2. Matt Walsh seeks the endorsement of Missouri senator Josh Hawley 3. Walsh gets on the ground and knocks on doors with volunteers in Des Moines

1. Destiny will continue to stream of course, that isn't stopping. The streams though instead morph into focusing on the campaign for the most part, with them being stylized as the “Destiny 2028 HQ”. Destiny announces his intention to not take any money from big donors or super PACs and asks her audience to prove the viability of such a small grassroots campaign by donating to the stream! All proceeds will go to support the campaign war chest of course. 2. Destiny goes out and does his first event of the campaign, holding a rally in Detroit, Michigan. In the rally, Destiny presents himself as the “common sense candidate” and stresses his commitment to finding “nothing but the objective truth” and how he is dedicated to empiricism as the main message behind his campaign. “A vote for Destiny is a vote for common sense!” 3. Destiny sets aside some of his funds to shell the internet with advertisements. It's the cheapest option and can reach the most amount of people at a bang for the buck price, and that's really all he needs for the moment

The Wikipedia page for this primary is gonna be crazy

1. Traficant gets back on the Campaign Trail, holding a rally with Tim Penny in his congressional district to drum up some momentum! 2. Traficant seeks an endorsement from Minnesota senator Paul Wellstone, with Traficant using his message of being a working class champion as a hedge.

1. Matt Walsh begins activity in Iowa, holding a town hall in Council Bluffs. At the end of the day, Walsh is just an online media personality, and he understands that he will need to shed that image at least somewhat if he wants to have success. He'll let anyone come in and come out, and they can ask away questions. 2. That being said, his online presence is his golden goose, and the resources he has will come in handy. Videos on the Matt Walsh channel continue to come out, and on every video he'll make sure to plug his campaign and ask for people to donate, donate , donate! 3. The Matt Walsh campaign rents out a movie theater in Iowa City where a free showing of Matt Walsh’s acclaimed “What is a Woman?” documentary is being held. At the end of the movie, pamphlets will he handed out detailing the key positions of the Walsh campaign, with a special emphasis on combating LGBTQ propaganda and their dirty agenda

Brings a tear to my eyes

During a live stream on Destiny’s channel: Richard1995 donated $5.99 Yo Destiny, did you see the recent announcements from Kevin Spacey and Taylor Swift? “Thank you for the six bucks Richard but Jesus Christ the Democratic Party is going to shit now. We got fucking Taylor Swift who thinks she owns the world now and is trying to run for President and fucking Kevin Spacey is coming out of the woodwork spouting nonsense about the “Jewish Lobby” and George Soros and it’s like what the fuck is this retardation? You know what chat? It’s fucking time. American politics is such a god damn shitshow we need someone with a level head who can avoid moral suasion and just look at the cold hard facts. The Republican Party is certainly devoid of that, I mean fucking Matt Walsh is running for president now. Fucking Matt Walsh! If he can decide to run for president then I can god damn it and you know what? I will! That’s right boys I’m announcing my candidacy for the 2028 Democratic Party and this is 100% not a joke. I know you guys don’t believe that but fuck you guys, I don’t your validation. I’m a humble guy from Omaha and I got something to say. America needs a man with common sense. I’m that guy and you guys know it! Destiny 2028 baby!”

Traficant decides to take a break and spend some time with his family this time. He defers to his Campaign HQ to do work for him 1. Organizers from the Traficant HQ assemble a group of volunteers to knock on doors for Traficant in Bloomington, Minnesota 2. The Traficant HQ sends a letter to Representative Tim Penny asking for an endorsement, citing Traficant's stellar record of being the man of the people as the main reason he should get behind the Traficant campaign.

Nah screw realism. I insist on Destiny.

Wait wait nevermind. Can I get the streamer Destiny?

Can I claim Eric Adams?

On the Daily Wire channel, a live stream titled “Special Announcement” was held. Here is an excerpt from it: “My fellow patriots, a.k.a my friends. Our nation is at a critical juncture. Sleepy Joe has only gotten more demented, our economy has only gotten worse and worse for the average American, Taiwan is under threat from the Chinese menace, the fight for the rights of the unborn has still yet to be won, the sodomite mob continue to brainwash our children and threaten the sanctity of our great nation, and all the meanwhile the Republican party is led by weak willed and limp wristed RINOs who refuse to engage with the realities. Donald Trump is the best President our nation has had the pleasure of receiving, and we need someone who can actually assume that mantle and take the movement of great patriots into new heights. This is why I officially announce right here right now that I will be a candidate to become the Republican Party’s nominee for the 2028 election! The very soul of our nation is under threat here, and in a nation that we still refer to as god's country, we need a true leader who will stand up for the great christian family values that have guided our nation since time immemorial. I will now be taking questions, so ask away Daily Wire viewers!”

All: Seems that going all into Minnesota is working out, and with all the other candidates busy in other states, Traficant will make a bit of a gamble to get ahead of the curve. Traficant will exert himself and pull all the resources he can from HQ and put it all into bombarding Hennepin County with rallies, speeches, pamphlets, town halls, door knocking, etc. Whether they like it or not, the most populous county in Minnesota will know who Traficant is after this. Hopefully, they'll like it though.

Matt Walsh.

1. After the disaster that was Des Moines Register, Traficant will cut his losses and pull out from Iowa. Instead he's gonna hunker down in Minnesota and try to see if he can make money moves there instead. To start off, he'll stay in Minneapolis and knock on doors across the city. 2. Traficant then drives over to Saint Paul, giving a big speech on the IRS and how it must be abolished for the "good of America". 3. Traficant being the stubborn dog he is will not learn his lesson and seeks the endorsement of Minnesota AG and son of Hubert, Skip Humphrey.

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1. Having corresponded with them earlier, they had good things to say about James, and with the finish line hitting, Traficant will go back and meet with the Des Moines Register once again, asking for a full endorsement from them. He's only become more of a serious candidate since their last meeting. 2. Aside from Iowa, Traficant certainly takes notice of his success in Minnesota and begins to wonder… A couple of good events in a state none of the other candidates would likely visit could provide dividends. Traficant travels to Minneapolis, where he aims to hold a big rally of over 500 people to show the enthusiasm people have for Traficant and his platform that is for the working class and the downtrodden neglected by the policies of the Reagan/Bush era. 3. The campaign has only gotten much bigger, which means that HQ can afford to flex itself a bit. With some sort of actual war chest to pull from, the Traficant campaign puts together an ad to be aired prime time in the counties that make up the Rochester–Austin combined statistical area in Minnesota. The advertisement hits the “working class champion” message and uses clips from Traficant’s various meetings with the people in Iowa.

1 and 2. Traficant goes all out in Southwest Iowa, hoping to continue the momentum there going and run up the vote totals. 3. Traficant decides to take a detour from Iowa, and ends up in Austin, Minnesota. At this point James needs to branch out and thinks that Minnesota could be fertile ground for his message. He sets up a rally and gets all the classic talking points of the Traficant campaign going,

1. All right screw it, Traficant will hunker down in Iowa and just barnstorm the shit out of it to get his voice out there, He starts off in Harrison County by going into Missouri Valley, Iowa, he will lead with the same message of being the man of the people. 2. Then he goes up to Monona County, barnstorming in Onawa. 3. Finally, he ends off in Sioux City.

1. Dennis knows he needs to make a splash somehow. D.C. is holding a primary soon, but that's non-binding, who cares? A strong week in Iowa is more than enough to prove that there is a legitimate appetite for progressive change in this country, and the Iowa caucus is where the money is after all. Dennis travels to Iowa City where he sets up shop on the campus of the University of Iowa, having been invited to speak. He whips up the classic progressive talking points, Universal Health Care for all, Making the rich pay their fair share, ending the costly and illegal acts of imperialism a.k.a wars, railing against so-called "free trade", that sort of thing. 2. Kucinich then travels to rural land, ending up in Adams County, Iowa. It may not have a lot of people, and most likely even less Democrats, and even less Democrats who will turn out and caucus, but that means he could likely tour the county and ensure potential caucus-goers vote for Dennis Kucinich in 2004. 3. Well, this is going to be a gutsy move that will likely go horribly, but progressives need to unite for change after all. Dennis seeks the endorsement of Wisconsin senator Russ Feingold

Let a king slay 💅

1. Rep. Dennis Kucinich announces his campaign in his home district. In his speech, he rails against "Bush and his cronies" and promises to "Bring America home, focus on our nation, and build a brighter future." 2. Rep. Kucinich flies to Iowa and holds a town hall in Des Moines 3. Rep. Kucinich then goes out and barnstorms the city of Des Moines.

(Busy so less effort on these than usual) Traficant decides to get back to the streets and back to retail politics. 1. Traficant goes to Fremont County and rallies in Sidney, Iowa. 2. Then he goes to Glenwood, Iowa in Mills county to rall again. 3. Finally, Traficant hits up Council Bluffs in Pottawatomie county and holds a town hall

Dennis Kucinich

1. James Traficant is elated to say the least. After what seemed to be a campaign on it's death kneel, Lady Luck has seemed to bestow her favour and given him a string of successes. Now he's feeling a little gutsy due to it all, and he's gonna ride that high no matter what. James sets up a meeting with Senator Tom Harkin, and asks for his endorsement over dinner. 2. Traficant then decides to go over to Des Moines, where he hosts a meet and greet. With the momentum only increasing, Traficant thinks it's about time he pays a visit to the big cities again after paying attention to the rural areas for awhile. He's the man of the people after all, no better way to affirm that than to talk with voters face to face. 3. Going back to regularly secluded programming, Traficant arrives in Clarinda in Page County, Iowa. James decides to expand on his policy a bit more and show he isn't just a one trick pony. He gives a speech where he decries the "folly of Reagan/Bush interventionism" and pledges that under his presidency the United States will focus on the United States first and foremost. He ties it back to his main message, saying that "Bush and his Republican cronies focus on the world stage while they only get more out of touch with you, the average American who is just trying to get by. Beam me up! Let's put a stop to this nonsense and elected someone who will solve the pocketbook issues that matter the most to you, the people."